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coltron May 21st, 2007 09:35 AM

so i got a real job
 
teaching mentally retarded children, pretty fucking awesome let me say, no dr5ug testing eve no background check ??ROFL?? full benefits already, pay is 500$ every 2 weeks (lol could be better right) but its salary, and from june 6-september something i dont work and still get paid, cuz the kids are outta school and with the first check am buying THIS click click

hurray america.

diamond-optic May 21st, 2007 10:23 AM

so your gonna be teaching hawkeye? :-X

xxkrissixx May 21st, 2007 10:39 AM

ok so.. ur gonna waste 500 bucks that gun.. for what? to display? so when the niggers come rob your house they can kill you with it?nice!lmao..spend your money on something worthwile..like one of them yugoslav mailorder brides.. i think they sell em cheaper then they sell their guns..

mein gott May 21st, 2007 12:31 PM

Working with kids and no background check eh?. you could be a kiddie fiddler. well.. congrats.... are they taxing you on that 500 for 2 weeks?.. if so yer looking at 400 after uncle sam has taken his share.

Jonny Automatic May 21st, 2007 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 8411)
so your gonna be teaching hawkeye? :-X

:lol: :lol: :lol:

BuLLeT May 21st, 2007 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by xxkrissixx (Post 8414)
ok so.. ur gonna waste 500 bucks that gun.. for what? to display?

agreed..

work for the Post Office as a clerk or a mail carrier. i worked last sumer for them as a clerk. i averaged $650 every 2 weeks(thats w/ taxes out) and it was such a easy job, just move mail around. Mail carrier u got paid more but i didn't wanna walk around outside in the weather(Hot or rainy or stormy) but yea u were drug tested and a background check too, but i didn't have to worry bout that ;)

any way, congrats n good luck

santa_sh0t_tupac May 21st, 2007 02:14 PM

FN Five-seveN
 
I want this in the tactical version.

Just gotta get into law enforcement ;d

Far as jobs go, being security at a nightclub has to have been the best. Money isn't that great...but...the action at a decent club is nice. Plus you get to fuck with drunk people. Although, it is boring a good portion of the time.

coltron May 21st, 2007 02:56 PM

no its like 503 when they take the taxes out.

and the gun wont be that much that website is just stupid/overpriced.

and i want it cuz its sweet and dont care what you think. so there.

and, i might not even buy that. i might buy like a russian sks and just buy a sweet stock for it so it looks like this

http://thegunsource.com/store/item.aspx?PID=40217

Your Favorite Pubber May 21st, 2007 03:33 PM

I guess it beats your last job of prostitution. Also raised your income by 5000%

mein gott May 21st, 2007 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by santa_sh0t_tupac (Post 8431)



Far as jobs go, being security at a nightclub has to have been the best. Money isn't that great...but...the action at a decent club is nice. Plus you get to fuck with drunk people. Although, it is boring a good portion of the time.


been there done that, a good club reaps rewards as in drunken girls and such, however retards who insisted that they had to get in since there mates/girlfriend was already in, when they got refused entry, they decided to be come abusive...

to quote " let me in you big fucking cunt or i'll come back with my mates"

I Dont care if you come back with the toon army.. yerm not getting in..

HAWKEYE May 21st, 2007 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 8411)
so your gonna be teaching hawkeye? :-X

hahaha:mad:

well it's worth it for that

Jonny Automatic May 22nd, 2007 10:18 AM

wear riot gear.

Genocide May 24th, 2007 01:26 AM

i work at lowes watering plants.

Trix May 24th, 2007 02:29 PM

Sounds like a Real Trailer Park Girl kinda job...That and the Blowjobs to AvaMod's Admins

santa_sh0t_tupac May 24th, 2007 02:57 PM

...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DeeDeeDee
i work at lowes watering plants.

French Fry station at McDonald's a bit complex for you? ;x Here's your helmet.

Your Favorite Pubber May 24th, 2007 03:16 PM

Sandwich artist reppin'

diamond-optic May 24th, 2007 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trix (Post 8545)
and the Blowjobs to AvaMod's Admins

no different then you tho...

Genocide May 25th, 2007 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by santa_sh0t_tupac (Post 8546)
French Fry station at McDonald's a bit complex for you? ;x Here's your helmet.


um...right. it's hard to get a job in my area and i make way more than most people my age.

Jonny Automatic May 25th, 2007 01:19 AM

I wont be working till I finish college and thats only for about a month... and it will be shelf stacking I bet...

xxkrissixx May 25th, 2007 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jonny Automatic (Post 8566)
I wont be working till I finish college and thats only for about a month... and it will be shelf stacking I bet...

dont you worry your pretty little head.. I have the perfect job for you.. :devil:

Jonny Automatic May 25th, 2007 11:46 AM

:S:S:S
OH I KNOW!
royal food tester! :D

santa_sh0t_tupac May 25th, 2007 02:00 PM

Jigglypuff.
 
I'll pay you to be my personal fluffer and nipple tweaker.

Look what I have waiting for you Johnny...
http://www.moonmilk.com/images/cache...st_600x399.jpg

Genocide May 25th, 2007 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonny Automatic (Post 8566)
I wont be working till I finish college and thats only for about a month... and it will be shelf stacking I bet...

i dont work during school either...this is for the summer.

Jonny Automatic May 26th, 2007 02:02 PM

:P thats nothing on what krissi has in store for me...
besides... when did u get that queer haircut?
:P


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