Story time
 

So just been think about the old days when i played Unreal Tournament 2003 & 2004 like HARD core. Any just brought back alota memories and stories to share with my fellow gaming/clan buddies, so i though lets have story time here on STEAM BASED games. Whether FUnny, sad, pwning... etc. share them with us. Mke them good tho.

So imma let this sit here and stir the brains of u guys and see if you can makes laugh or w/e. I'll post mine later

this one time... at band camp... nah u dont wanna know :p

i got the best..

in this server i play on i always go a certain way and so does this other person right... so when we meet up with in this one certain area i would ALWAYS kill them cause its such a easy kill!!

i remember when pope and diamond, akrama, goblin, inj, toad, sim actually used to play alot and i was their favorite bitch..i got away with everything! free reserved slot power to mute and kick.. that was gg

ohh and Ez with the hardware who used to ban people for spraying or shooting his spray.

Ez is definitely my favorite all time admin
then would come BcG from the cavalier servers, then Diamond

lol....

its quite sad that akrama is playing more lately then i am
..ive even seen swabie on at random times in the middle of the night sporting the C:/ tag lol


and i dont know what i was thinking when i gave you that admin shit either lol

what is funny tho.. was i kicked toad outta cdrive.. lmfao

dia u ever here toad talk? cause if u have u must say him and coltron sound pretty much the same

only thing i had to mention lol, asking him who he was and wasnt he the one kid that got kicked out of the clan...

ranks right there with cracky asking to be unbanned.


buck you know cracky was an alltime fave.. god that was fun, fucking fags

watching hawkeye realise he couldnt reset no more is my fave :D

never really played with him dod.. except under an alias on his server. but the site! lolz that was hysterical. they got soo offended by my bad grammar and come backs.

And toads the cutest little kid ever when your in vent with him and he talks. im sure you wont find it that funny unless you know toad well. him and his katana....

oh oh!! when hlss was allowed.. and we could spam it all we wanted!!

lol Dj's toad and inj rockz0rd!!
and when dia would put all of us in the Secret room and listen to them dj for us, and dance with each other and the farm animals

wow i remember pictures from a private party we had up there.. might have even been buck's birthday.. wonder where they went

here we go hahahahah

http://forums.avamods.com/showthread.php?t=228


classic

dick giving yourself nades?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Thats Classic right there! Good find dia. I remember buck with his name and the countdown to his birthday from like a week down to the day. ROFL


my b-day is comin up, enable HLSS for that day and we'll do it again!!! I know u still have the old you in you some were dia.

see bullet the thing no one likes you and from what i see of the new avamods community people will bitch if you used hlss now like we did back then

yea truue dat

ps i edited a audio clip for hawkeye, so enable HLSS and add this to youf user.ini file for my b-day...

oHH OHH when you boosted me up to Doubles from middle? and when you used to make the map pitch black and we turned on glow and tracers.. gg times

I'm Bored.

uhmm nothing could have topped my party.. lol i think back then there was another chick that played tho...cooler than you!

was there.. or are you thinking of toad again

no there was she was all over me too.. name was reignheart or something.. toad was all over my dick as well.. along with the rest of you!

ohh wow.. ya i remember now hahahhahaha wow

wow indeed...

Krissi Gets Heated Part 1. lol

in the Cavalier server, there was a chick, was pretty darn good lookin to. Chasegirl was her name, got a e-boyfriend, Stormtrooper, and they would go up in red room and she would call his name "Storrrmmmyyyy". She had him WHIPPED pretty good.
you know of the where abouts of 'ez' is dia?

lmao...

no clue

speaking of stormyyy and ez.. i should find out his whereabouts and ask for those stormtrooper skins.. they were hoT!!

yo
 

Hookers Rule!!!

bump

some may have alrdy heard this.... but the other day i was playin and some kid said "Some guy in the temple" and i was like WTF?>Q>Q!??!!?

LOL

At a lan party we bound this kids scope button to "kill" needless to say he loved the awp, and much hilarity ensued, right off the bat in spawn he attempted to scope and died instantly. He didn't figure out for about a good hiliarous 10 mins.

heres a recent one... callin some numbers that punisher, redrocket and soup were giving me to do some prank phone calls, supposedly they were friends of theirs that they were giving me. But any who, i wish one of the 3 morons i mention recored a demo but they probly didnt't....

any how, punisher gave me a number and it rang and the guy said:

Guy - "Front Desk"

(now i thought it was a hotel or something so i was kinda like this is gunna be gay.
but w/e so kinda was a lame call till i was like,)

Guy - "This is the front desk. How can i help you?"

Me - "You can help me by finding Mikey"

Guy -"There is no mikey here. This is the 4th precent"

Me - "Oh, ok bye"

Fuckin douche bag for giving me that number, but it was a good joke. GG punny!

hahahhahah loser

fucking shit!

BULLET GETS OWNED.

by me.

that was by far the worse i ever got owned!

lol. well i guess im glad they didnt call u back.....

but in a way it would of made it 10x funnier.

lol!