wtf

[velocity]

Quote: Originally Posted by Pope

This was not your "normal" kiss. This was a moment. A moment of seduction, satisfaction, and history some may say. This was to revolutionize pedoism. The kissing proceeded to intensify. The man ordered the boy to rail on his penis. "you don't have to order me", replied the young lad as he begin to fist his hemoriging buttox.

LMFAO THIS STORY ROCKS.

The sounds were coming on the intercom still. Everyone in the store started to throw up as they heard the young boy say
"Yea you like that don't you Mr. Storekeeper" as he stuffed his hand as far as he could up his ass

[WAY2GAY]

As the man burst a stream of hot gushing protein into the lad's face, he devised a plot. The boy was momentarily blinded, long enough for the man to pull out a Louisville Slugger. The man called to the lad to come to him. The lad, still blinded, came closer. The man proceeded to pound the lad's head with the lumber...

[Pope]

One of the boys eye's was ejected from the socket due to the force from the wood. This was not a tragedy, this was an opportunity. The man began to fuck his eye socket. The suction noise could be heard from miles away.

[velocity]

Quote: Originally Posted by Pope

One of the boys eye's was ejected from the socket due to the force from the wood. This was not a tragedy, this was an opportunity. The man began to fuck his eye socket. The suction noise could be heard from miles away.

The boy began to cry. His mother ran behind the desk to see what was happening.

"Billy! Why didn't you tell me that you were going to do this?" Screamed his mother.
The mother jumped in as fast as she could, she took off her clothes and began to lick the boys penis ever so softly. The boy felt a sensation that he had never experienced before.

[Sim]

He then proclaimed, "get off me bitch!" and put his cock in his own eye cause he realised that skullfucking himself was way more pleasurable. After a month of continuous self-skullfucking he soon noticed that the floor was covered in blood! A quick diagnoses of the situation led him to beleive that he had paled days ago.


(for those who dont know... definition: pale )

[velocity]

The boy realized that everyone around him was gone, he didn't realize that his mother and the shopkeeper had left. He decided to go outside naked with his shlong blowing around in the wind. An old man approached him.

[Wenchmart Goblin]

Wanna lick my lollypop said the man?
The boy replied in a quivering voice "no sir I don't want anymore lollypops."
the old man replies "I can see that you have had quite a few."
The young boy proceeds to run away and signal for a taxi cab..but he is being chased by the man..who is gaining on his fast"
A gust of wind begins to stirr up leaves on the ground and the old man and the boy dissapper into a sea of red and yellow leaves, as the sea of leaves beings to grow bigger and bigger clothes start to appear among the frantic spinning leaves.
Suddenly a buss full of European tourists comes to a stop beside the boy and the man, who appear to be doing and advanced form of the tango, suddenlt the Europeans say:

[velocity]

omfg! that man and the boy are doing an advanced version of the tango!

The europeans all god off of the bus and took their clothes off, they all had an orgy of over 100 people. Twas history in the making.