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Woah, I thought c:/ was gone forever, oh well. Some of you might remember me.

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yeah your remembered lol...

and we just took a hiatus...

indulge our own ideas and whatnot.. work on ourselves so we can come back as more fully developed individuals...

yeah at least thats what bobby weir says on an interview about the grateful dead taking a break from touring back in the early 70s...

stoned anyone?

no but I cant smell this permanent marker anymore?

put me down for one.

ive got $50 in my pocket, how much can I buy with that.

in canada, about 7 grams.

pfft, 7 grams if your names sim, and you have worked many years on finding the perfect connect. On average, $50 would get you about 5-6 grams. 7 if your lucky.

damn. pope im in vent go into my part of vent.

heh $50 bucks will get you a 10 strip

whats a 10 strip?

just a piece of paper i ripped off my notebook

i'm assuming blotters.

hey look at Pope he is pretending he knows about acid HAHAHAHA

its funny how you guys can change a thread like this into a thread about drugs.

lol im not even gonna bother to look at page 1 cuase i really dont remember what it was about..

and whos talking bout drugs

you said, whos high?

then it turned into talk aboug how much weed costs and shit.

rofl.. my bad

but anyways... is anyone high?

i wish :(

very

hey guys.
what do you think about i forgot?

anyone wanna pee on my face?

lets do a story, i'll start it, someone else continue it. you can have no longer then a small paragraph. and, it cannot make sense. anypost with something other than that, will be deleted.


The Brave Man

Some guy went shopping to the local hardware store and bought himself some tools. The shopkeep noticed him walk in by the staggaring movements he was making as he opened the door.

He walked straight to the counter and demanded to see the kids. The shopkeep looked in utter confusion as to the gentleman's request.
"what do you mean?" the shopkeep replied to the strange demand.

"You know, the kids" Replied the man in a quiet voice.
The shopkeeper stared at the man for a few moments and said
"oh these ones?" He asked as he pulled out a pair of barbie dolls.

"350 dollars please, and sign here", said the shopsmin. The man paid with great promptness, but was resistant on the signature. The shopkeeper noted his name when he paid with the credit card. "Sir William III" read the inscription on the visa.

The shop keeper looked puzzled. He stared at the man buying the Barbie dolls for a few moments.
"Dad?" Said the shop keeper.
"Who the fuck are you? I'm younger then you" Replied the man as he walked out the door.

The shop keeper began to cry, slowly turning around and pulling a banana out of the drawer. "I thought I'd never see the day before I would do this again..." he mumbled as he shut his eyes and braced himself.

He started to pull down his pants, and boxers, what he didn't realize was that the intercom was on when he was doing this.
"Oh dear god" He said as he put the banana up his butt.
He made alot of gross noises and everyone in the store could hear him.

The banana instantly ripened, or so it seemed. From the vigerous propulsions thrusting inwards and outwords from the shopkeeper's gaping asshole, a brown gooey like substance formed on the outside of the delicious fruit. A young lad walked in the room, and offered the man his assistance...

The lad took the banana in hand and examined it sensually for a moment. He then began to tongue the tip of the banana as if it were a delicious ice cream cone. Gradually he worked his way down to mouthing a good part of the banana in a slow sucking motion. The man told him to put the banana down, the boy obeyed. The man then proceeded to tongue kiss the boy....

This was not your "normal" kiss. This was a moment. A moment of seduction, satisfaction, and history some may say. This was to revolutionize pedoism. The kissing proceeded to intensify. The man ordered the boy to rail on his penis. "you don't have to order me", replied the young lad as he begin to fist his hemoriging buttox.

LMFAO THIS STORY ROCKS.

The sounds were coming on the intercom still. Everyone in the store started to throw up as they heard the young boy say
"Yea you like that don't you Mr. Storekeeper" as he stuffed his hand as far as he could up his ass

As the man burst a stream of hot gushing protein into the lad's face, he devised a plot. The boy was momentarily blinded, long enough for the man to pull out a Louisville Slugger. The man called to the lad to come to him. The lad, still blinded, came closer. The man proceeded to pound the lad's head with the lumber...

One of the boys eye's was ejected from the socket due to the force from the wood. This was not a tragedy, this was an opportunity. The man began to fuck his eye socket. The suction noise could be heard from miles away.

The boy began to cry. His mother ran behind the desk to see what was happening.

"Billy! Why didn't you tell me that you were going to do this?" Screamed his mother.
The mother jumped in as fast as she could, she took off her clothes and began to lick the boys penis ever so softly. The boy felt a sensation that he had never experienced before.

He then proclaimed, "get off me bitch!" and put his cock in his own eye cause he realised that skullfucking himself was way more pleasurable. After a month of continuous self-skullfucking he soon noticed that the floor was covered in blood! A quick diagnoses of the situation led him to beleive that he had paled days ago.


(for those who dont know... definition: pale )

The boy realized that everyone around him was gone, he didn't realize that his mother and the shopkeeper had left. He decided to go outside naked with his shlong blowing around in the wind. An old man approached him.

Wanna lick my lollypop said the man?
The boy replied in a quivering voice "no sir I don't want anymore lollypops."
the old man replies "I can see that you have had quite a few."
The young boy proceeds to run away and signal for a taxi cab..but he is being chased by the man..who is gaining on his fast"
A gust of wind begins to stirr up leaves on the ground and the old man and the boy dissapper into a sea of red and yellow leaves, as the sea of leaves beings to grow bigger and bigger clothes start to appear among the frantic spinning leaves.
Suddenly a buss full of European tourists comes to a stop beside the boy and the man, who appear to be doing and advanced form of the tango, suddenlt the Europeans say:

omfg! that man and the boy are doing an advanced version of the tango!

The europeans all god off of the bus and took their clothes off, they all had an orgy of over 100 people. Twas history in the making.