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coltron July 20th, 2010 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HAWKEYE (Post 23382)
>be 10 but look waay older (one of those things where you have the same face your whole life)
>no nothing about sex
>walk into a neighborhood with a bunch of 4 15-16 year old girls standing in a circle
>they all ask me to come over and talk and invite me over the next day
>in one of the girls basement
>they all strip down after talking for a couple hours
>i get nervous
>they strip me down after me telling them to stop and rub up against me telling me i have a big dick and one starts sucking me
>go into aspie mode and kick her in the ribs and punch another in the face
>other 2 run away
>afraid they'll tell
>pick up loose board and throw at their legs knocking them down and run home
>i tell dad what happened
>he tells me what sex is
>never see a naked woman my entire life again

GOD DAMN IT BOY

boer July 20th, 2010 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by coltron (Post 23389)
Quote:

Originally Posted by HAWKEYE (Post 23382)
>be 10 but look waay older (one of those things where you have the same face your whole life)
>no nothing about sex
>walk into a neighborhood with a bunch of 4 15-16 year old girls standing in a circle
>they all ask me to come over and talk and invite me over the next day
>in one of the girls basement
>they all strip down after talking for a couple hours
>i get nervous
>they strip me down after me telling them to stop and rub up against me telling me i have a big dick and one starts sucking me
>go into aspie mode and kick her in the ribs and punch another in the face
>other 2 run away
>afraid they'll tell
>pick up loose board and throw at their legs knocking them down and run home
>i tell dad what happened
>he tells me what sex is
>never see a naked woman my entire life again

GOD DAMN IT BOY

WHAT THE FUCK?

timmy! July 20th, 2010 02:54 PM

that's hot

boer July 20th, 2010 02:56 PM

right up till he beat the snot out of them...but then again, I've met some weird folks here.

diamond-optic July 20th, 2010 03:05 PM

im confused

HAWKEYE July 20th, 2010 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23393)
im confused


coltron July 20th, 2010 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by HAWKEYE (Post 23394)
Quote:

Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23393)
im confused sexually



ssjunkie July 21st, 2010 02:29 PM

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GuatemalanSpaceMystic: score is irrelevant
this guy had a -3 score and cept calling everyone noobs

buck_futter July 21st, 2010 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ssjunkie (Post 23396)
Quote:

GuatemalanSpaceMystic: score is irrelevant
this guy had a -3 score and cept calling everyone noobs

omg i love that kid

ssjunkie July 25th, 2010 02:19 PM

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sh@n3th31NS@n3: wtf how come i nvr hit anyone
lol


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