A new beginning
Hey!
Ok, I met this girl. She's really pretty and smart and I really really really really like her. I thought it'd be great to welcome a wonderful person to this community to spruce it up. She sits five rows from me at work and I can hear her eating away at those smarties! She can't share candy, but she sure can share ideas to make this place even better! Give her a warm hug, a cheerful smile, and keep in mind shes mine, waldo, dont even think about it. Her name's Jenn, aka, Binky.:o |
Velkomen, mein fuhrer!
I guess, fresh meat is always welcome! Shame I'm a wannabe vegan :( But for Danny, I'll eat meat anyday! Welcome and what not! |
well tell her i said welcome O.O(even though she dosen'y know me)
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hello!
:D hullo everyone
Thanks for the welcomes :) I haven't actually played any DoD... I'm an RTCW kinda person... but hopefully you'll look past that obvious failing :p BTW, Waldo, don't even think about trying to steal Dan, he's mine.:p |
Leo says hi, but no hug... krissi would kill me :D
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hahaha don't worry, I'm not a hugger anyway - actually, why is dan pimping me out for hugs?
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hiya binky :-D
you should uninstall RTCW and install DoD 3 times instead |
Y'know, seemingly you can have Danny all to yourself, but come nightfall I'll sneak him away without you even knowing it! And he'll be mine! ALL MINE!!!!
I was going to do an evil laugh but I got a sore throat :( When it’s all better all edit in the mwuaha part! |
No. Uninstall RTCW and install RTCW:ET! 10x better!
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bwa ha ha ha
I *am* playing ET :D Sometimes I miss my old maps though :p And just try wisking him away! I sleep with 2 eyes open (like this: :eek: it's hard on the eyes let me tell you.) |
No worries.
I'll just turn the lights off and you won't see a thing! And if you do... well... I don’t care! Not one bit! I’ll steal him! I’ll take him in under my arms and run as fast as I can! I just hope you can’t run! Even then, I’ll be playing dirty and I’ll trip you so you’ll fall face first in the snow! And then you’ll have to close your eyes for the snow to melt away and when your vision stops being wet and blurry I’ll be gone! ALL GONE! And you won’t see Danny until morning! I got it all worked out missy! Plan C involves a baseball bat! |
I can see that you're serious about this.
can we work out some sort of hourly rate or something...? |
I'm unemployed, so I wouldn't be able to afford it :(
I have to use violence. I'm sorry. |
seems like you've put a lot of thought into this waldo
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Danny's my highschool sweetheart.
I <3 him! |
I see. In that case... *throws clumped cat litter in waldo's face*
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I see how it is! :(
*runs away crying* |
ha HA! I'll have to remember that move if I ever catch you in ET :D
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You'd never catch me in ET anyways. I'm too quick!
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ha HA! you think that, but I'll tell dan to show a little leg, and once he's enticed you over and you're least expecting it... KITTY LITTER CLUMP TO THE NOSE.
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Everyone hates Waldo! Waldo'll show you! Alll of you! Waldo is going out now. Bunch of meanies! You better watch out now! Danny's gonna go missing in about 2 hours!!!!!! And yes! We're going straight to plan C and D! D's for dump. BODY dump! |
thanks krissi :) I doubt I'm good enough to play with you guys yet...
I am 3 years out of practice with ET and now I'm playing with a tablet and all - you'd think it would make aiming easier, but somehow, that's just not true. It could be that I suck teh balls, but I prefer to think it's the tablet's fault. |
Wow, I've been here maybe 1.5 hours and I'm already a bully!
wait... wait, you're trying to bash out my poor cute brains! I just decorated those too! They're matching pink and gray and red now! very chic... I was hoping I'd get a chance to show them off at the christmas party... but I guess... I guess that won't be happening :( |
ur crazy!
good job(luck) pope! :D :D :D |
Don't you worry, come this Christmas you'll still get a chance to show off those pretty colours of yours. I hear this time of year even hungry maggots can wonder at wondrous colours, even if they are pink, gray and red. I'm sure they'll enjoy some of the shades while they nestle in your rotting intestines!
Throw cat littler at me! I'll show you!!!!! |
my cat crapped in both your shoes. :(
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That's ok. I don't wear socks and it's very cold outside. I'll be enjoying the added warmth as I jog. Thank you!
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there's nuts in it. I hope you get nut splinters and trip on your own severed toes! HAHAHAH
I'll admit. That there isn't my best work. The well is running dry. |
Well, there’s your problem! Wells always run dry!
I use bottles! Bottles don’t run dry. You finish one, you open another. A fresh source through and through. And if you’re out of bottles, you rush to the nearest 7/11 and get some more. You can’t do that with wells. You have to wait for it to rain or start digging for another source. Tedious work. That’s why I win and you lose! Oh and guess what. I got large mushy feet! A nut here and a rock there won’t do a thing to me! So, you better hope that before the next time your kitty craps in my shoes, it drank some acid so it’ll actually DO something to my feet rather than making them smell 10x better!! |
sad tummy
What if my kitty kicks you in the face with bullets? In a totally unrelated note, my phone is out of minutes so Iorder pizza online and they said they'll phone me to confirm - so I won't be getting pizza, so I ordered swiss chalet online, only they might call me too.. so I'm either getting 2 dinners, mystery dinner or no dinner :( |
As long as your kitty keeps on kicking and doesn't start shooting then it's fine.
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Hey Blinky Im Trix Nice to meet ya and Welcome to the madness hope to see ya around always nice to have more friendly people to game with...
Watch out for Jonny/Leo hes British and plays dirty :) |
i didnt mean to say that part about this place being crappy.!!!111 :(
one time? |
welcome Binky
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haha - pay as you go with no credit card - I have to go to the store to buy minutes :p Just turns out that they were closed... I did get two delicious dinners out of it though, which I promptly turned into two slightly less delicious refrigerated lunchs
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Cold chicken over cold pizza any time of the week!
'course of you always nuke 'em. Make them dry and warm and seemingly edible. Yum Yum! :( |
hey jenn whats up.
---jeff i had to google rtcw to see what that was. does that make me less leet? |
gah will SOMEONE please tell me WTF "leet" is!!
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hahah I love you guys already
As a bonus, last night, these guys said I was pretty good cus I kept kicking their asses! So we're going to play again tonight so I can kick their asses some more! AHAHAHAHA:D |
Hi Welcome to the forum-izzle. A little late, but I have been busy lately!
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