Its a hard life
 

going to bed at 9pm, waking up at 3am, slaving away all day playing DoD, going to see the guy about half a dog every 4 days, then ive gotta smoke it all, eating 3 times a day MINIMUM, spending 5 minutes feedeing the turtles EVERY day
sheesh

Some days all I have left in me is nicotine, caffeine, and sarcasm
what a hard life

:D

what??

oh yeah.....short....ish story
I was phoning 'the guy' for some tweed, in front of a friends mam.....she knew we smoked pot, but I still felt uncomfortable
so I told him I wanted a dog, and could he help me. he asked me how much I wanted, and I replied 'half' (ounce). then blah blah blah......
put the phone down, her mam looked at me, and said 'half a dog?' started pissing her sides laughing lol she knew exactlt what I was doing lmfao
been my phrase ever since

y'anyway, I DO have to go see a man about half a dog now.......

omg lady red your life is so hecktic... turtles you say? Oh dear that seems horrid. Mental note: Lady red is a lazy "dog lover" will sell soul for 1/2 eaten cheese burger.

...

GET A JOB! No wonder you guys lost the war!... *looks around*... Wanker!

^^

england had a war with canada?

did it turn out like naaaam' with no one winning and one country completely fucked for years to come?

So thats why England sucks so bad these days!

ya wee dick.......I own 2 businesses lol
body piercing, and gardening....although gardening doesnt start for a while again.....
woohoo!!!!! 4 month holiday!!!!!!!

...It all started when Blair poked his head up his own ass to see what was up there, and got it stuck

oh, and you dont even know what a wanker is :p
uber plonkertism........

i don't understand a shite.
i need better english understanding.
what is plonkertism
what is hecktic
dioz mio