Valentines day
 

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Have a good un :D

trash

penis

it manages to ruin my b day every year. (Feb 11)

lol yeah its gay
Oh except for the box of Thorntons chocolates I just recieved....mmmm......
you know valentines day was invented by Hallmark......genious......invent a holiday to sell cards :D

Mi mams bday was on the 13th Feb....and she wondered why she never got flowers lol

lets see..

spent an hour chisling 1 inch of ice from my entire truck, I gave up after 45 minutes, poured a gallon of windshield washer/anti freeze over it and retreated for Coffee..

finally got on my way to work after avoiding assholes who think they dont need to use turn signals or infact any headlights on unplouged/ungritted roads.

got to work and found 5 people in the entire office (55 staff), spend the entire day trying to bounch a router in NC so the fucker would work.. gave up and left "nice" emails to my minions asking for a decent reason why they didnt come in..

oh yeah and no f%$%^&^g cards

IM GOING TO MY HAPPY PLACE NOW

Surprisingly I hooked up with a girl last night. Go figure, we were both after empty Valentines Day sex.

if youre name is valentino... do you get double helpings?

you lucky bastage.... my dryest valentines in memory..

no all I got was Chlamydia. I'll file that under "things to suprise my next girlfriend with" :P

so early?.. well scrape it off with a knife and put it on a cracker and offer it to her, tell her its some strange cheese.. paybacks a bitch

:-O :-O :-O
who'da thunk you am so evil mr goat

"valentines is a hallmark holiday, a way to get more money on a random day!" - my teacher

Valentines Day is a hoax created by the Evil Mall Santa Claus Confederation.
It works like this.

1. The more kids who sit on Santa's lap in the mall the more money he makes.
2. You happen to meet your friend, who is taking their kid to the mall Santa, she happens to bring her girlfriend with her.
3. You become friends with the new girl you go to some Christmas party with her and she gives you the oh-so-sly "wana fuck?" look and you hook up.
4. Valentines day causes more unexpected pregnancies then any other day. 2 months in with your new girlfriend and your first valentines day together, it will be to say the least memorable.
5. 9 months later many babies are born in October.
6. Monthly demographic reports come in stating how many babies were born, this results in the higher demand for Santas come December and the chances for mall Santa hook ups increase.
7. You take your kid to the mall with a friend she then meets some dude you know.
8. The cycle repeats

This is how Christmas and Valentines Day are in cahoots. We are on the road to Globalization by Santa Claus!