Squirrel Catapult II
 

I snipe at squrirrels in my backyard with my bb gun. God I hate them so fucking much, one time I chased a squrrel out of my garage with a broom. I smashed it on its' back and broke its' spine. The little bastards little crawled away with its front legs dragging its back legs and tail. This may sound cruel to you but that little bastard in the time of 4 months chewed a 3 inch hole in a 2000 dollar ultra light weight canoe. I only got to use it once, and we store spare tires for our go kart and it turned 3 pairs *net worth $450 U.S.* into garbage, not to mention our camping tent... I watched that little shit crawl away into the sunset. I laugh when I think of it desperatly trying to run away from predaters.

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