Quote: Originally Posted by
Steve Zissou 
The fabled Testicle Monster, eh? I've only heard about him in the darkest of taverns, where your mead is served in a glass with crud as thick as manure. Now let me tell you somethin' about this here monster, James. If you was learned, you'd listen. He comes in the dead of night, and robs your marbles right out of your bag. Don't you be laughin', James, don't you be laughin' I had a friend once, saw him at his neighbors house. And lemme tell you, that neighbor never screamed louder in his life. He didn't walk the same either. And when a man doesn't walk with pride, you know the Testicle Monster was on the hunt. I would be careful of this Avamods server, James, I hear he's living in the church. That ain't no lie right there, he living right in the cracks, ready to snatch the jewels right out. God knows what he does with them, James, but it can't be pretty. I'd be careful, you hear? I'd be careful...
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