Quote: Originally Posted by velocity
The shop keeper looked puzzled. He stared at the man buying the Barbie dolls for a few moments.
"Dad?" Said the shop keeper.
"Who the fuck are you? I'm younger then you" Replied the man as he walked out the door.
The shop keeper began to cry, slowly turning around and pulling a banana out of the drawer. "I thought I'd never see the day before I would do this again..." he mumbled as he shut his eyes and braced himself.