Quote: Originally Posted by n00bess
The shop keeper began to cry, slowly turning around and pulling a banana out of the drawer. "I thought I'd never see the day before I would do this again..." he mumbled as he shut his eyes and braced himself.
He started to pull down his pants, and boxers, what he didn't realize was that the intercom was on when he was doing this.
"Oh dear god" He said as he put the banana up his butt.
He made alot of gross noises and everyone in the store could hear him.