Ok my real name is Adolf Hitler , you may have been familiar of my previous action back in the 1930s and early 40's, I make plans on how to dominate the world , I am 119 years old and have a nazi staff of scientists that make me an elixure of life,so dont belive that shit i killed my self, I shot my wife(pills pff), I also have a nazi base on the moon I wonder how they found out about that but anyway you now know who I am so when you see the SS in front of your door you know who sent em
