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i roll a perfect, straight-creased, slightly tappered cone every time.

im always rolling the joint. i roll many a day. everyone always wants me to do it, so it only makes me faster and faster at it.

problem is, i get aggitated with a poorly-rolled joint. so i really dont like it when other people roll. i only know a couple people who can put out a perfect joint everytime. my brother can do the same (must run in the family haha). anyway the actual session should be without stress at all times. constantly re-lighting and fixing a shit joint really takes from the session. also, a filter is a must. i dont want anything that could kill the buzz im paying for.

or you can just skip that and hit the bong.