Quote: Originally Posted by
deadbinky 
granted but you find out that someone turned her into the leather jacket you get on xmas morning and now that you're wearing it you become convinced that it's some sort of allusion to an unfulfilled wish of an incestuous relationship with her. You starve to death paying for therapy sessions.
I wish that my birthday wasn't on xmas :(
Oh my good lord... I've always wanted that for christmas! How did you know?
granted, your birthday is now on st. patrick's day. instead of having to deal with fake smiles and fruit cake you have to deal with assholes who get drunk and forget that you exist.
I wish my cock didn't itch *scratch*