You know why I'm posting. So instead of wasting your time with the usual ass kissing..I've decided to apply in CHAIN LETTER SURVEY FORM! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Ahem.
Thanks to my Stepsister for posting this garbage all the time on Myspace. I never thought I'd get to really annoy anyone with it.
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100 THINGS.... repost this with your answers:
1: First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Whaleland
2: Last word(s) you said: Stop putting your cold baby hands on me.
3: Last song you sang: Locked Up - Akon.
4: Last person you hugged: My daughter fools.
5: Last thing you laughed at?: Kimbo fight that lasted about 20 seconds.
6: Last time you said I don't remember: Tried to remember the financial aid office number earlier...
7: Last time you cried? Kung Fu Hustle scene where the guy keeps getting stabbed. I was laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face.
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RESENT::
9: What color socks are you wearing: White. Or, pretty much white.
10: What's under your bed: The floor. The poor can't afford those frames.
11: What time did you wake up today: 7AM, 9:30AM, 12PM.
12: Current taste: Chocolate Milk.
13: Current hair: I'm losing it. Fuck you all.
15: Current annoyance: Mediacom. Those dumb motherfuckers can diaf.
16: Current longing: Get college rolling. Many years ahead of me.
17: Current desktop background: Picture of Dr. Cox and JD from Scrubs.
18: Current worry: That college thing again with a side of -My daughter is being too quiet-.
19: Current hate: Stupid people.
20: Current favorite article of clothing: BANANA HAMMOCK! HAHAHAAHA.
21: Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Legs/Ass/Hips. They all go together. No anorexic bitches either.
22: Last CD that you listened to: Trouble - Akon.
23: Favorite place to be: Home with my daughter.
24: Least favorite place: Overcrowded restaurants. I always end up wanting to be the shit out of at least 23 people.
25: Time you wake up in the morning? Whenever my daughter decides it's time.
26: If you could play an instrument, what would it be: I play the piano and guitar poorly.
27: Favorite color: Black.
28: Do you believe in an afterlife: I believe in the possibility. I subscribe, generally, to a Buddhist view of life, but regarding a god and that jazz I'm agnostic.
29: How tall are you: 5'11"
30: Current favorite word/saying: I like making people uncomfortable. Long live Mencia.
31: Favorite book: I always enjoy reading Ender's Game. Reminds me of my younger days.
32: Favorite season: Summer. Bring me the heat.
33: One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: My 7th grade teacher that got fired for making us think like adults. Dr. Gillespi was the man.
::FUTURE::
35: Where do you want to go for college? Faulkner Community for the bullshit class, South for pre-med, and I'm not sure where for med school yet.
36: What is your career going to be like: Phenomenal. Internal Medicine here I come.
37: How many kids do you want: The angel I have now.
::HAVE YOU EVER...::
39: Said "I love you" and meant it: Yep.
40: Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish: Yes. And I swear that goldfish cheated.
41: Been to New York: No. I avoid shitholes of humanity with zeal.
42: Been to Florida: Gotta buy my lottery tickets somewhere.
43: Been to California: No. See #41.
44: Been to Hawaii: No. I hear it's pretty boring after a few days actually.
45: Been to Mexico: Never go to a country where you can't trust something as basic and necessary as the water supply.
48: Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: Not the next day...
52: Do you have a crush on someone: No.
53: What book are you reading now? Physics. 2nd edition. I get bored sometimes.
54: Worst feeling in the world: Panic attacks.
55: What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? Fuck me. I woke up.
56: How many rings before you answer: I imagine at least 1.
59: Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No. She's plastic. I mean..erm.
64: Do you do drugs: I drink on rare occassion.
65: Do you drink: #64.
67: What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use? Whatever soap I'm using that day. Going bald has some nice aspects.
68: What are you most scared of: Something happening to my daughter that I can't fix.
69: What clothes do you sleep in? Clothes? People sleep in clothes?
70: Who is the last person that called you: Gamer buddy. If you count Ventrilo.
71: Where do you want to get married: Um.
72: If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: I would give myself the patience to deal with stupidity.
73. Who do you hate: Stupid people. C'mon.
74: Been In Love: ...
75: Are you timely or always late: Early.
76: Do you have a job: Live at home father atm.
77: Do you like being around people? Not unless I know them as friends. I have a bad habit of telling them what I think..that's when it all goes downhill.
78: Best feeling in the world?: When my daughter flashes me her beautiful smile and gives me a bear hug.
79: Are you for world peace: Fuck no. How entertaining would that be? Aside from that, without suffering, you wouldn't really be able to recognize the good. All things are interdependent.
80: Are you a health freak: Yes.
81: Do you have a "Type" of person you always go after: Yes. 1) Not a dumbass. 2) Sense of Humor 3) Open-minded 4) Not a beanpole.
82: Do you miss someone ?: No.
83: Are you lonely right now: Daughter in my arms. So no.
84: Ever afraid you'll never get married: Nope.
85: Do you want to get married: Hakuna matata.
86: Do you want kids? I gots me one massuh.
::IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...::
87: Cried: No.
88: Bought Something: No.
89: Gotten Sick: Yes.
90: Sang: Yes.
91: Said I Love You: Yes.
92: Wanted To Tell Someone You Liked them: No.
93: Met Someone: No.
94: Moved On: Yes. Wtf kind of question is this?
95: Talked To Someone: Yes.
96: Had A Serious Talk: No.
97: Missed Someone: No.
98: Hugged Someone: Yes.
99: Yelled at Someone: Yes.
100: Dreamed About Someone YoU CANT HAVE: ....
So as I'm doing it I realize it's missing some. Kinda funny. Oh well. A PLAGUE ON THE HOUSE OF ALEX.