[LadyReD]

oh yeah.....short....ish story
I was phoning 'the guy' for some tweed, in front of a friends mam.....she knew we smoked pot, but I still felt uncomfortable
so I told him I wanted a dog, and could he help me. he asked me how much I wanted, and I replied 'half' (ounce). then blah blah blah......
put the phone down, her mam looked at me, and said 'half a dog?' started pissing her sides laughing lol she knew exactlt what I was doing lmfao
been my phrase ever since

y'anyway, I DO have to go see a man about half a dog now.......