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Nvidia GeForce FX 5600, socket suck my balls

2.00 GHz processor. Holla atcha boy.

emachine mother board! Holla blax.

768MB RAM (I don't know how this computer runs?)

pirated windows xp.

2 tigers having sex on the moon mousepad.

keyboard that's sticky (emachines!)

Generic white case without a side because otherwise the CPU would overheat in 30 seconds. Also features a waterbottle inside of it. Also a box of cookies.

Broken fan.

Soundcard that is dead.

A broken floppy drive with unknown floppy in it.

cd drive can be removed at anytime due to lack of screws.

2 broken speakers.

Numpad that is replaced with a huge F5 key.

Broken chair

5 broken headphones.

Logitech mouse (the headphones and mouse cost more than the whole computer put together.)

SAM*TRON MONITOR.





I'm pretty much just fucking jesus.