"How to spot a Jap"
Dating from the more innocent times of World War II - a US Army guide to spotting 'Japs', presented in comic-book form. Watch out for
the widely-spaced toes, slanty eyes and yellow skin. Apparently.
Be aware this comes from another time, so if you are indeed "JAP" then Its not my fault if this offends you.
http://www.ep.tc/howtospotajap/howto03.html
Ps, IM away to Texas This weekend Working, see you lovely people on Tuesday