so i got a real job
 

teaching mentally retarded children, pretty fucking awesome let me say, no dr5ug testing eve no background check ??ROFL?? full benefits already, pay is 500$ every 2 weeks (lol could be better right) but its salary, and from june 6-september something i dont work and still get paid, cuz the kids are outta school and with the first check am buying THIS click click

hurray america.

so your gonna be teaching hawkeye? :-X

Working with kids and no background check eh?. you could be a kiddie fiddler. well.. congrats.... are they taxing you on that 500 for 2 weeks?.. if so yer looking at 400 after uncle sam has taken his share.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

agreed..

work for the Post Office as a clerk or a mail carrier. i worked last sumer for them as a clerk. i averaged $650 every 2 weeks(thats w/ taxes out) and it was such a easy job, just move mail around. Mail carrier u got paid more but i didn't wanna walk around outside in the weather(Hot or rainy or stormy) but yea u were drug tested and a background check too, but i didn't have to worry bout that ;)

any way, congrats n good luck

FN Five-seveN
 

I want this in the tactical version.

Just gotta get into law enforcement ;d

Far as jobs go, being security at a nightclub has to have been the best. Money isn't that great...but...the action at a decent club is nice. Plus you get to fuck with drunk people. Although, it is boring a good portion of the time.

no its like 503 when they take the taxes out.

and the gun wont be that much that website is just stupid/overpriced.

and i want it cuz its sweet and dont care what you think. so there.

and, i might not even buy that. i might buy like a russian sks and just buy a sweet stock for it so it looks like this

http://thegunsource.com/store/item.aspx?PID=40217

I guess it beats your last job of prostitution. Also raised your income by 5000%

been there done that, a good club reaps rewards as in drunken girls and such, however retards who insisted that they had to get in since there mates/girlfriend was already in, when they got refused entry, they decided to be come abusive...

to quote " let me in you big fucking cunt or i'll come back with my mates"

I Dont care if you come back with the toon army.. yerm not getting in..