lets do a story, i'll start it, someone else continue it. you can have no longer then a small paragraph. and, it cannot make sense. anypost with something other than that, will be deleted.


The Brave Man

Some guy went shopping to the local hardware store and bought himself some tools. The shopkeep noticed him walk in by the staggaring movements he was making as he opened the door.

He walked straight to the counter and demanded to see the kids. The shopkeep looked in utter confusion as to the gentleman's request.
"what do you mean?" the shopkeep replied to the strange demand.

"You know, the kids" Replied the man in a quiet voice.
The shopkeeper stared at the man for a few moments and said
"oh these ones?" He asked as he pulled out a pair of barbie dolls.

"350 dollars please, and sign here", said the shopsmin. The man paid with great promptness, but was resistant on the signature. The shopkeeper noted his name when he paid with the credit card. "Sir William III" read the inscription on the visa.

The shop keeper looked puzzled. He stared at the man buying the Barbie dolls for a few moments.
"Dad?" Said the shop keeper.
"Who the fuck are you? I'm younger then you" Replied the man as he walked out the door.

The shop keeper began to cry, slowly turning around and pulling a banana out of the drawer. "I thought I'd never see the day before I would do this again..." he mumbled as he shut his eyes and braced himself.

He started to pull down his pants, and boxers, what he didn't realize was that the intercom was on when he was doing this.
"Oh dear god" He said as he put the banana up his butt.
He made alot of gross noises and everyone in the store could hear him.

The banana instantly ripened, or so it seemed. From the vigerous propulsions thrusting inwards and outwords from the shopkeeper's gaping asshole, a brown gooey like substance formed on the outside of the delicious fruit. A young lad walked in the room, and offered the man his assistance...

The lad took the banana in hand and examined it sensually for a moment. He then began to tongue the tip of the banana as if it were a delicious ice cream cone. Gradually he worked his way down to mouthing a good part of the banana in a slow sucking motion. The man told him to put the banana down, the boy obeyed. The man then proceeded to tongue kiss the boy....

This was not your "normal" kiss. This was a moment. A moment of seduction, satisfaction, and history some may say. This was to revolutionize pedoism. The kissing proceeded to intensify. The man ordered the boy to rail on his penis. "you don't have to order me", replied the young lad as he begin to fist his hemoriging buttox.