A new beginning

[deadbinky]

ha HA! you think that, but I'll tell dan to show a little leg, and once he's enticed you over and you're least expecting it... KITTY LITTER CLUMP TO THE NOSE.

[WaldoJ]

:( :( :(

Everyone hates Waldo!

Waldo'll show you! Alll of you! Waldo is going out now. Bunch of meanies! You better watch out now! Danny's gonna go missing in about 2 hours!!!!!! And yes! We're going straight to plan C and D!

D's for dump. BODY dump!

[deadbinky]

thanks krissi I doubt I'm good enough to play with you guys yet...

I am 3 years out of practice with ET and now I'm playing with a tablet and all - you'd think it would make aiming easier, but somehow, that's just not true. It could be that I suck teh balls, but I prefer to think it's the tablet's fault.

[deadbinky]

Wow, I've been here maybe 1.5 hours and I'm already a bully!

wait... wait, you're trying to bash out my poor cute brains! I just decorated those too! They're matching pink and gray and red now! very chic... I was hoping I'd get a chance to show them off at the christmas party... but I guess... I guess that won't be happening :(

[Jonny Automatic]

ur crazy!
good job(luck) pope!

[WaldoJ]

Don't you worry, come this Christmas you'll still get a chance to show off those pretty colours of yours. I hear this time of year even hungry maggots can wonder at wondrous colours, even if they are pink, gray and red. I'm sure they'll enjoy some of the shades while they nestle in your rotting intestines!

Throw cat littler at me! I'll show you!!!!!

[deadbinky]

my cat crapped in both your shoes. :(

[WaldoJ]

That's ok. I don't wear socks and it's very cold outside. I'll be enjoying the added warmth as I jog. Thank you!

[deadbinky]

there's nuts in it. I hope you get nut splinters and trip on your own severed toes! HAHAHAH

I'll admit. That there isn't my best work. The well is running dry.

[WaldoJ]

Well, there’s your problem! Wells always run dry!

I use bottles! Bottles don’t run dry. You finish one, you open another. A fresh source through and through. And if you’re out of bottles, you rush to the nearest 7/11 and get some more. You can’t do that with wells. You have to wait for it to rain or start digging for another source. Tedious work. That’s why I win and you lose!

Oh and guess what. I got large mushy feet! A nut here and a rock there won’t do a thing to me! So, you better hope that before the next time your kitty craps in my shoes, it drank some acid so it’ll actually DO something to my feet rather than making them smell 10x better!!