Four Puppies Stolen at Gunpoint

[Morgenroete]

When was the last time you heard of 4 kittens stolen at gun point?
Dog > Cat

You always hear of kittens left in cardboard boxes with signs that say "FREE"
In conclusion Cats suck, puppies and kittens are cute when they're young. But a Cat is worthless where as a dog will pull your ass out of a burning house.

http://www.filecabi.net/video/puppiepoint.html

[Jonny Automatic]

dog = far too energetic child
cat = stoner

cat wins