[diamond-optic]

so im at work.. all of a sudden the other cook goes 'what the fuck was that??' and i had no idea what he was talking about.. so we go over to the kitchen door and look out to the parking lot..

its all a cloud of dust and theres this car sideways against our big sign out in the middle of the parking lot near the road.. the car is all fucked up.. front bumper is like 20 feet away from it.. the back bumper is just barely hanging on, and the front is all smashed up.. even the wheels were bent...

what seems to have happened was this old women went off the road on the other side of the building, drove on the grass out front, taking out a couple street signs and such.. just missed a lamp post.. and smashed into a wall made of large mostly flat rocks... and where she ended up was probably like 100ft or more on the other side of the rock wall.. the speed limit is 55 so she was probably flying when she hit it

well thats all good right.. there was rocks all over the parking lot and various car parts scattered around the parking lot and road.. heh my boss called 911 and it took them 20 minutes to get there.. from 3 miles away hahah... and the woman said she has no idea what happened lmao... but thats not all

my car was parked up to the wall about 5 feet from where she hit it.. so all these huge rocks hit my car.. the side is all fucked up in a bunch of places.. the windshield has a nick in it.. and the passenger tail light got smashed by one too..(and for insurance purposes, a rock also hit my rim hahah)

obviously this woman's insurance is going to have to pay to have it all fixed of course.. at least it better lol...

but wtf, my car still doesnt even have 5000 miles and its been hurt a 2nd time already!