Granted. you showered, but dropped the soap............
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.. and slipped on it causing you to smash you're head on the rim of the shower door and fall unconscious for days, when you wake you have brain damage, and can no longer tell pope to bugger off when necessary
I wish days were longer so I could have less time falling asleep on the train as it gets dark, and more time to spend making Krissi AFK.