Corrupt a Wish Game

[WaldoJ]

granted, but you get sooo flooded with work that you'll miss out on every second of the day.

I wish I knew where my head went :(

[xxkrissixx]

granted, but it was found lodged up diamonds ass... hehehe

I wish i didnt have a mental image of that...

[WaldoJ]

Granted, but again you realize how sexy dias ass is so you imagine it again!

I wish it was Tuesday!

[Morgenroete]

granted, i send you back in time to tuesday and you accidently killyour past self creating a time vortex that destroys reality as we know it.

I wish i had the powers pick winning lotto numbers

[Aequitas]

Granted, except after you claimed your money you got jumped by Richard Simmons.

I wish I had a better car.

[deadbinky]

granted, except you do it with a really large cow in the back seat and all the tires pop.

Also you get some sort of mad cow balls.

I wish that I showered this morning.

[Jonny Automatic]

Granted. you showered, but dropped the soap............
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.. and slipped on it causing you to smash you're head on the rim of the shower door and fall unconscious for days, when you wake you have brain damage, and can no longer tell pope to bugger off when necessary

I wish days were longer so I could have less time falling asleep on the train as it gets dark, and more time to spend making Krissi AFK.

[deadbinky]

good thing I didn't shower

[Morgenroete]

granted the day becomes longer cause you've stopped to rotation of the planet now 1/2 of the world's population burns while the other 1/2 freezes to death gj asshole!

I wish i coulda filmed binky showering...
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what? I'd make it tasteful!

[monkey]

granted but you will suddenly break out in hives as you watch

i wish i could go snowboarding