granted, the time now is 12:32AM during those lost 32 minutes aliens abducted you and "vigirously" anal probed you with the "Black Anaconda 5000" *The largest Black dildo known to man* you wake up in a daze wearing a pearl necklace.
I wish for a chainsaw bayonet like in gears of war.
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