Corrupt a Wish Game

[santa_sh0t_tupac]

Granted. Unfortunately through a freak accident involving Dr. Pepper, whips, and rotted cabbage you go blind and become a quadrapelegic.

I wish I had been born a Russian.

[iTzAleX{n00bish}]

granted but you had to be like invisible women, naked to be invisible

i wish we had more school off on winter vacation

[Jonny Automatic]

granted, you now only go to school for one week a year, during which time is exam time, and you fail miserably due to lack of knowlege

I wish the hacks I gave to velocity wouldnt work so well :/

[iTzAleX{n00bish}]

granted so he asked krissy for her hax and he owned everyone

i wish it wasnte 12:00 am

[Morgenroete]

granted, the time now is 12:32AM during those lost 32 minutes aliens abducted you and "vigirously" anal probed you with the "Black Anaconda 5000" *The largest Black dildo known to man* you wake up in a daze wearing a pearl necklace.

I wish for a chainsaw bayonet like in gears of war.
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061027

[iTzAleX{n00bish}]

granted but there were no batteries :O

i wish it was snowing

[deadbinky]

granted, but when you go outside, you find a line of men standing on your roof jerking it till it turns purple.

"no wonder that snow is so creamy," you think to yourself after some snow falls on your tongue.

I wish I had more time to shop for my cat's xmas presents.

[xxkrissixx]

granted, but youve completely lost track of time and you miss christmas all together..



I wish i didnt fall asleep at the puter so much

[iTzAleX{n00bish}]

ok but i dont no really wat a puter is so ill jus throw anything at you O.o

granted but you were so tired you fell asleep on the sidewalk and got raped O.o

i wish i knew what puter was

[Morgenroete]

Quote: Originally Posted by iTzAleX{n00bish}

granted but you were so tired you fell asleep on the sidewalk and got raped O.o

my god man.

granted you figure out it means computer, you then proceed to hit yourself with 1 till you fall over and start twitching.

i wish for peace on earth. *if any1 remembers a certain x-files show...*