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diamond-optic February 15th, 2010 08:53 PM

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hidalgo: rotation
hidalgo: /maplist
hidalgo: is somethig wrong with the rotation server

HAWKEYE February 15th, 2010 10:39 PM

hmm rotation server eh lol

coltron February 26th, 2010 10:08 PM

IntrozeN: should kill/death ratio be as high as possible

CrazySniper February 28th, 2010 02:44 PM

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Capt.Camper: concentrate on crazy russian
Capt.Camper: hes so good and pro

buck_futter February 28th, 2010 11:28 PM

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Crazy Russian: hello, i like the little boys and stalin! they give good sex for the butt!
Crazy Russian: oh crush i dropped my dildo in my ninja star bucket

diamond-optic March 1st, 2010 12:00 AM

hahahaha

coltron March 1st, 2010 12:07 AM

i just lold like a retard

CrazySniper March 1st, 2010 02:01 PM

hehe
dont remember to say it, but crush! great idea!

besides, Buck, so you know Crazy and russian goes together.....

diamond-optic March 7th, 2010 11:33 PM

a bot was talking about this guys mom...

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[furry]zietzeth: my mom is all i had cause my dad went to prison and she died last week u fucktard

worst dod player ever March 8th, 2010 06:33 PM

lol for real? Sometimes I think the bots are more intelligent than half the people on there.

HAWKEYE March 8th, 2010 08:04 PM

wow that is great lol

coltron March 8th, 2010 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by worst dod player ever (Post 22925)
lol for real? Sometimes I think the bots are more intelligent than half the people on there.


at least the bots speak english.

The Punisher March 8th, 2010 11:04 PM

thats amazing.

diamond-optic March 10th, 2010 01:00 PM

AMAZING HAHAHA



https://forums.alliedmods.net/showth...19#post1113419

timmy! March 10th, 2010 02:33 PM

good read

HAWKEYE March 10th, 2010 05:24 PM

lol that guy should just jump off a bridge already

diamond-optic March 10th, 2010 10:32 PM

lol more entertainment


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Originally Posted by fragjunkys forums
Apparently some of you new [R] tag wearers dont understand how i want the server to be run. I just saw the server with Captain amerika and some sniper fag playing a 1v1 on dod_narbeth_snow, So i then started a vote for bots and these two morons in our server vote NO.



Our server is for the entire community and not just for your personal amusement. I did the bot vote so we could get more players in our server so regulars and clan members have a place to play with human beings and they dont have to pay with bots or an empty server.


Capt America has been banned perma. I could tell from the minute i clocked him that he did not have the FJ communities best interest in mind.


we use bots as a tool to get more humans in our server, we all hate bots but its the only way to get humans in our server.


Capt America is the type of person to vote no in this situation because he could care less about our server, hes just wants what he wants and that's why he is no longer welcome in this community.


If i was a new recruit i would seriously read up on these forums about how myself and the HCM's want this server run. or its going to be a very short stay.

if they were the only 2 ppl on.. and they HAVE to vote the way you want.. why are you even making a vote instead of just turning bots on? hmmmmmmm

and wtf are HCM's ?

timmy! March 11th, 2010 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 22932)

if they were the only 2 ppl on.. and they HAVE to vote the way you want.. why are you even making a vote instead of just turning bots on? hmmmmmmm

and wtf are HCM's ?

Exactly what I was thinking.

coltron March 13th, 2010 01:23 PM

kakiso: is the owner of this server online?getting sick of this s
kakiso: No, just ask why the fuck he created a judehating nazi server, cuz i\m seriously getting sick of you u people!


WE HATE JUDEN

kakiso: Do you hate black people, gay people and judes++


Junkie!: ya
Junkie!: why, ur a nigger faggot


kakiso: no i\m white, non gay and not a jude, but i have nothing against them

ssjunkie March 14th, 2010 04:39 PM

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ThePigFarmer: this is the way to the camping place :P

diamond-optic March 15th, 2010 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fragjunkys.com
No women/girls will be allowed to join the clan or play on our server period. This goes for guys who have names that suggest that their women. As soon as a clan member notices a women or a player with any type of name that suggests that their a women (pizzagirl), they get perma banned on the spot.

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Originally Posted by fragjunkys.com
No one under the age of 18 is allowed to play on our server. If they don't speak then we have no way of knowing what their age is, but as soon as they open their mouths and an admin can tell their under 18, The admin gets their steamID and perma bans them without warning

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Originally Posted by fragjunkys.com
I cannot and will not take hours to write a comprehensive play guide for DoD just to show you all how the game should be played.

lol

timmy! March 15th, 2010 02:23 PM

holy fuck

coltron March 15th, 2010 03:29 PM

lol seems like a pretty cool guy eh

buck_futter March 15th, 2010 03:44 PM

why is he so mean?

boer March 15th, 2010 05:47 PM

What a fag...

diamond-optic March 25th, 2010 01:36 AM

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254 Trioxin: there better be no niggers or little kids in here

lol

worst dod player ever March 25th, 2010 10:45 PM

SGT.YOUNG: wtf you took my name
SGT.YOUNG: fucking noob
SGT. YOUNG: no you took mine
SGT.YOUNG: gtfo


bungledance: man in real life that luger would ave jammed
bungledance: man how do you do that running shot thing?
bungledance: running and shooting?
Player: I stopped
bungledance: and a headshot?
bungledance: yea yea yea
bungledance: just like when you shot me when you were in the midair
Player: you can shoot midair kid...
bungledance: no you cant
bungledance: when you jump your gun goes away
bungledance: the cow will protect me
bungledance: our best player is a bot
Player: by far


ShakesTheEpilepticClown: hoe, your gone....thats a hack
ShakesTheEpilepticClown: bye bye bitch
Hoegaarden: lol pwnt
ShakesTheEpilepticClown: got your ip
Hoegaarden: im sure


Lt. Benson: if u not cheat u suck son
worst dod player ever: i dont cheat
Lt. Benson: shure
Lt. Benson: u very trained sniper
worst dod player ever: i point and click?
worst dod player ever: not that hard
Lt. Benson: shhotin in head from 100 meters with pistole
Lt. Benson: fkin cheaters


Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: worst dod player fuckl ur UGLY wore mom!
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: YFUCK U BASTARD CHESTER
Manchester: me?
worst dod player ever: chester?
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: worst dod player whore son!
worst dod player ever: why did you call me chester?
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: CHEATER whore son!
worst dod player ever: cheating doesnt exist in this game
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: FUCK U
worst dod player ever: woah why the hostility?
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: H CHEAST
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: HE CHEAT
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: WALL HACK
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: I shoot his whore son face and he see throug walls
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: bastard gay whore son shit eater
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: BOPAH KICK THIS CHEATER WHORE SON
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: worst dodo player I fuck UR sister in the ass 1 dollar
worst dod player ever: dont have a sister
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: OK he wallhack!
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: WALLHACKER
Melville: who?
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: worst dod player
worst dod player ever: or i heard you walk
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: !!!!!
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: FUCK U
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: U LIE vastard
worst dod player ever: ask valve if there are any cheats here
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: SHUT UP ugly whopre son!
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: CHESTER
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: BOAH HE IS A wallhacker U cant hear me
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: I dont move
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: whrope son!
worst dod player ever: stop calling me chester
worst dod player ever: i just pick the gayest corner i can think of and check
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: I call U cheat eater bastard
Manchester: he's using speedhack, wallhack, aimbot and vibrating vagina, all at the same time!
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: U cant win versus this cheater
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: worst dod player is a anal fucked inzest child
Grenade_Finder: sounds like you have issues
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: OK he cheat ALL time
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: ALL TIME
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: U cannot be there without cheats whroe son
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: wallhacker
worst dod player ever: you dont know what you're talking about
worst dod player ever: at all.
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: I fuck UR mothers mouth till she vomit
worst dod player ever: that doesn't even make sense
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: he shoot THROUG the wall???
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: whats ur problem gay ass
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: U WATSCH WALLS
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: U cant see and hear me bastard
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: kick this whore son i fuck UR sister till she die bze her bleeding pussy
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: I am not a bad player because of this I know that some people here cheating
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: Geek cheating
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: I fist UR asshole
worst dod player ever: somethings wrong with you
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: worst I find U and than I kill UR family
worst dod player ever: laptop gangster

coltron March 25th, 2010 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by worst dod player ever (Post 22989)

Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: worst I find U and than I kill UR family


diamond-optic March 26th, 2010 01:59 AM

lol wow that guy has problems

timmy! March 26th, 2010 08:08 AM

I hate the fuckers at hardees who give you two ketchups

that's not enough!

CrazySniper March 26th, 2010 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ShakesTheEpilepticClown
ShakesTheEpilepticClown: got your ip

does that suppose to be some magic spell ? so the potential hacker wet his pants and lay low?

ssjunkie March 27th, 2010 10:34 AM

ya, and his uncle works for steam. worst better watch out

boer March 29th, 2010 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by worst dod player ever (Post 22989)
Graf Hans Axel von Fersen: worst dod player is a anal fucked inzest child

Damn, SniperSquad went covert?

diamond-optic April 5th, 2010 09:17 PM

lol sorry bout that.. anyone that clicked that link in the post that used to be here.. it was a link to the fragjunkys forums of him basically telling a guy that was banned that he's not welcome there because he only plays once a week or some shit and that he should go play at avamods instead lol...


but apparently he is so paranoid that everyone linking to his site is making fun of him (obviously the only reason anyone ever would tho) that he has hotlinking detection that not only redirects you but blocks your ip from his website (actually the page says blocked your country, but i doubt that haha) so you cant even manually go there in the future lol..

i guess thats one way to try and slow down the whole internet from making fun of you non stop

coltron April 5th, 2010 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Slimbob;
Steam ID: 1951516
Date: Unknown
Time: Unknown
Player name: Slimbob

Hello. I haven't played in quite a few months due to school and what not. Though I remember I always played on your servers cause it was always the most enjoyable. Now that I am back I see that you guys are just about the only server with a decent ping for me that actually has real people on it.
However, when I went to connect I found out I was banned. Shocking to say the least, but I vaguely remembered what happened many months ago. I did not appeal before because it happened before I moved back home from school and I had to start work at a summer job.

To the best of my memory I was on late one night as I usually was. It was only me and one other person who I believe had a FJ tag. I think it was an ava map and I guess he wanted some alone time to practice. The problem was that it was so late that I didn't have my speakers on. By time I realized he was voice chatting with me I started to put it my headphones, but I was too slow and was banned. To be fair he may have been talking to me quite awhile and given me many warnings so I should have been playing with some kind of sound.

I'm sorry about ignoring this person on that occasion, but that was the only incident I have ever had on your server and would like very much so to be able to play on it again. Thank you for taking the time to read my appeal.

~Slimbob

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Originally Posted by THAT GUN GOES STRAIGHT UP;
As I recall your a part time player of this game with no real dedication to the game or the community who's server you play on. FLAKY ! ! !

I want dedicated players on our server who are dedicated to this community, Not people who play once every ten days, or play a lot for a few months then disappear.

I would suggest that you try avamods(dot).com or clanbam(dot)com, they will be more then happy to have you play on their servers.

Your site account will be deleted because you Have no reason to have one here.


good luck.

lolcow.



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Originally Posted by diamond-optic;

i guess thats one way to try and slow down the whole internet from making fun of you non stop


he couldnt have thought it would be that easy..

he has a script that freezes your browser. i have reported him for abuse and so should you.

http://www.imagehut.net/images/xb0rn0es3kx8oooxbggr.jpg

diamond-optic April 7th, 2010 11:48 AM

posted on fragjunkys by powercosmic (long but good lol):

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I MAY BE HAVING TO GO WITH ANOTHER SERVER PROVIDER.


I have been having trouble with Nuclear fallout for a few months now and have done my best to overcome their adding too many other servers to the box that we are on, causing intermittent poor bullet registration.

I ordered the VDS (virtual dedicated server) two days ago and have had noting but problems getting the 30 redirect servers up and running.


Unless they get their shit together and correctly respond to my email with the right asnswers, I will be looking for a new provider.


as of now the server is down.

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Well there is even more bad news. I am shutting down this community for good.


I'm tired of having to deal with these issues and I'm tired of dealing with lame fucking morons. I also think that most of the people who play these games are complete fucking losers.


I will no longer deal with them or lame ass game server providers.

I can go about making some serious money like I have planned to this summer.

I will be needing to live on the property all summer up in lake county anyway to get this project finished.

Another reason for me shutting this community down is that I want to concentrate my efforts on my new web site dealing with and exposing the losers on the internet like (elizabeth wood) AKA Tator and the other people like her. I also have a few people I still need to take care of in person (Diamond optic & Tator) among others.


So for nows its good bye... take care and for those of you who I consider close friends (HCM's) contact me through email or steam friends so that we can keep in touch.

ThePowercosmic - Signing off for now.

peace and do not let the internet losers corrupt your thinking. Always stay true to yourself. -Kyle

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Sorry but the money I am going to make this year far out weighs running my server or this community. In a few weeks, I'll be headed too Russia to meet a women I have been talking about marriage with.

It's time for me to stop fucking around and also time for me to get away from all these losers on the net. I would suggest that you all stop playing this fucking game and go chase your dreams while you still have the chance.

I have had a ton of fun with you all and all of you are very cool decent human beings.
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I'm the only one that has done anything for this community because none of my clan members were smart enough or knew enough or even wanted or offered to learn how to help me.

Every time I tried to teach them anything, all they wanted to do was play the fucking game. If they had, then this community would still be alive.


So now where are they, having to play on some fucked up piece of shit server with bad hitreg.


lmao take care of in person... what a fucking dumbass, has he finally realized he's a fucking retarded douche?



FUCK THE DEMOS!

coltron April 7th, 2010 11:53 AM

the last time he posted here i offered to let him come meet me in person. he never responded.

diamond-optic April 7th, 2010 06:15 PM

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I'm not sure what you all think about whats going on in the world (or the USA) today, But I know for a fact that bad times are coming for everyone and I intend on being ready for them.

I want to own my own property were I can raise my own animals for slaughter and grow my own food to eat. if you feel the same way. then i would suggest you try to keep in touch with me, because I can make this happen for you if your willing to learn, take instruction and you can keep shit on the downlow.

buck_futter April 7th, 2010 09:55 PM

uhm..yeah wtf? lol

HAWKEYE April 7th, 2010 11:47 PM

wow lol what a fucking nutjob.

timmy! April 8th, 2010 11:42 AM

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keep shit on the downlow.

I think that was just shot

diamond-optic April 9th, 2010 01:33 AM

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buck: just fyi..im badass and drinking another 2 beers, while my moms asleep and overprotective

buck_futter April 9th, 2010 01:08 PM

[quote=diamond-optic;23095]
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diamond:dude these 80s raped me and now they're camping my corpse

diamond-optic April 9th, 2010 05:03 PM

learn how to quote

timmy! April 9th, 2010 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23103)
learn how to quote


diamond-optic April 9th, 2010 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by timmy! (Post 23105)
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Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23103)
learn how to quote



CrazySniper April 10th, 2010 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23107)
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Originally Posted by timmy! (Post 23105)
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Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23103)
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coltron April 10th, 2010 01:03 PM

Crazyrussian is a fucking fag

in other news, all of polands leaders died.
Plane Crash Kills Polish President: A Blow to Russia-Poland Relations - TIME
Lets hope whoever runs their intarweb was also on that plane

diamond-optic April 10th, 2010 05:29 PM

lol.. so, anyone know how many pollocks it takes to land a plane??



and only the polish would put all their leaders on the same plane

CrazySniper April 12th, 2010 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by coltron (Post 23119)
Crazyrussian is a fucking fag

:-O

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Originally Posted by coltron (Post 23119)
in other news, all of polands leaders died.
Plane Crash Kills Polish President: A Blow to Russia-Poland Relations - TIME
Lets hope whoever runs their intarweb was also on that plane


Ehmmmmm........*awwww Krush*?


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