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ssjunkie April 13th, 2010 05:53 AM

dude just stfu no one want to hear that fucking word crush anymore.

timmy! April 13th, 2010 08:26 AM

it's Krush

diamond-optic April 13th, 2010 12:51 PM

lmao

worst dod player ever April 13th, 2010 01:08 PM

The integrity of this thread has been compromised.

diamond-optic April 13th, 2010 01:25 PM

latest news on fragjunkys

Quote:

Diamond-Optic, Tank, Hawkeye & Coltron, are all BUTT buddies. Get out the astroglide men and lube up. You should all be castrated with a rusty fishing knife. :) If you only had skillz....


major grats to hawkeye for making it to the list!

coltron May 1st, 2010 04:22 PM

this guy was ridiculous mic spamming, and then told me i couldnt ban him because he was friends with the owner.


BigMAN: who are you
Col_: looking back now, perhaps saying that was a mistake?
BigMAN: hahaha
Col_: should i just go on ahead and make that permanent?
BigMAN: that admins anass
BigMAN: why byou so mean
Col_: well, hey i mean you know the owner
Col_: right
Col_: so just pm him and ask for unban
BigMAN: just trying to have fun
BigMAN: go ahead
BigMAN: ban me
BigMAN: i dc
Col_: thanks for your permission
BigMAN: one question
Col_: yeah, lol, youre the one who doesnt care
BigMAN: why you an ass to me only?
Col_: youre the only one who is terrible and constantly talks
Col_: i mean
BigMAN: dood again trying to have fun
Col_: really, like 50:100
Col_: why even play
BigMAN: okay dick
Col_: no im serious
Col_: i couldnt play
BigMAN: because its fun
Col_: if i got killed 100 times, for only killing forty or so people
BigMAN: leave me alone if your gunna antaganize me
Col_: the amount of time playing
Col_: spent in respawn timer alone
BigMAN: dood
BigMAN: leave me alon
BigMAN: alone
Col_: 50 minutes
Col_: 10 secs every time
BigMAN: if your gunna pick on me then fuck off
Col_: of watching a timer
Col_: lol
Col_: lol u mad?
Col_: u mad bro?
Col_: u mad.
Col_: its cool tho
BigMAN: its tools like you that make video gaming not fun anymore
Col_: rofl
Col_: kk
Col_: im sorry, dont cry
Col_: heres a tissue
BigMAN: alright
BigMAN: thx
Col_: lol why would you say that
Col_: you knew id ban you for saying that
Col_: such a stupid thing to say
Col_: especially to me
BigMAN: you know i dont care if your the boss or not
BigMAN: gfy
Col_: im not
Col_: but i know you didnt know him lol
Col_: because he would fucking hate you
BigMAN: ok
BigMAN: thats fine i told a fib you caught me
BigMAN: no please just go away
Col_: well, this was fun, and he should get a laugh out of this convo on the forums
Col_: cya
BigMAN: quit heckaling me
Col_: brb posting this to avamods.com
BigMAN: k
BigMAN: good for you
BigMAN: its the fucking avaforums your a dbag
Col_: im well aware

ssjunkie May 1st, 2010 05:03 PM

lmfao

diamond-optic May 1st, 2010 06:11 PM

lol wtf

boer May 2nd, 2010 10:04 AM

rofl...

diamond-optic May 5th, 2010 07:21 PM

lol i know you'll all hate me for this but since i lack participation in this thread now im gonna post it anyway


Quote:

Ripcord: does anyone level 80 have a char that can spam fear on a boss in pit heroic?
Taintedsoul: i have lvl 15
Gimbi: what boss are u trying to fear
Ripcord: we already did once with paly but paly had to leave so dont say we cant fear him plz
Gimbi: is that how u folks kill him
Gimbi: lol
Ripcord: well he kills healer cuz his frost stacks so ya thats only way
Ripcord: id like to see you kill him without fearing him
Rishikesh: already have
Gimbi: we did
Acidw: Some people are DUMB
Taintedsoul: lol im guessing ur talking about me?
Acidw: actually no.
Acidw: i was talking about whoever suggested to spam fear on a boss.
Ripcord: THEN YOUR CALLING ME STUPID AND IM NOT STUPID
Acidw: You really are, you suggested to spam fear on a boss, yet bypassing the idea of dimishing returns
Ripcord: whats taht and no im not stupid so dont call me that
Acidw: Wow, you dont know what dimishing returns is, you really are stupid
(Blizz) Lupita: more you spam something it has a higher chance of resisting
Ripcord: STOP CALLING ME STUPID
(Blizz) Lupita: caps please
Acidw: LOLUMADBRO?
Rishikesh: yay lets get mad on internets
Ripcord: IM NOT DUMB STOP SAYING I AM I DONT LIKE IT

buck_futter May 6th, 2010 12:19 AM

noobs.. you cant even fear bosses...

timmy! May 6th, 2010 10:38 AM

sure you can

HAWKEYE May 10th, 2010 10:16 PM

gays....:s

ssjunkie May 11th, 2010 12:30 PM

farmer :s

diamond-optic May 13th, 2010 09:48 PM

Quote:

nex: that rasta is a fucking bitch
nex: rasta is hacking
Rasta^: hacking? whaha lol
nex: rasta you are a lame little boy hacing to hack
Rasta^: yeah man i use all the hacks and cheats available, valve anti cheat is crap
nex: no way you could of known where i was hiding faster then i was able to pull the trigger
nex: try to downtalk it, you are a liar and a cheating noob
nex: 0 skill having bitch
nex: fuckin bunch of lamers on this server. it will now be blacklisted GG

worst dod player ever May 14th, 2010 09:21 AM

Way to go diamond. You're always scaring people away.

HAWKEYE May 14th, 2010 08:48 PM

lol

diamond-optic May 15th, 2010 12:37 AM

it wasnt even me

diamond-optic May 26th, 2010 09:24 PM

Quote:

Bobo: WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP

diamond-optic June 5th, 2010 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepowercosmic
Bring it bitches. Anytime any place, Frag or Fight. I just thought it was about time I uploaded a pic to let all of those lamer retards who talk trash about me being some little kid/punk, Get a look at what will knock them out COLD. You all know who you are.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8029/powercosmic.jpg

worst dod player ever June 6th, 2010 02:01 AM

Looks like a hunchback. Poor guy probably hurts when he gets out of bed.

coltron June 7th, 2010 12:27 AM

From the steam forums lols


Quote:

Originally Posted by Squadleader;
BWAHAHHAHHAHA OMFG WHAT A JOKE!


this is my grandpa, he wants to fight you.



http://www.imagehut.net/images/48kzwdro3pgzem7g5v3m.jpg


Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmic1;
If your going to try to diss someone, Give them all of the info Moron.
I'll meet any of you any place any time and beat your asses. your all a bunch of 20 to 30 somethings or older and you act like your all ten year old's. I bet your all ucking wimps too and couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag.

Your all a bunch of losers and its really sad that you will have to work for the rest of your lives doing labor or flipping burgers because your parents raised you like the morons that you are. I bet all of you voted for George Bush.

I cannot wait until one of you has the balls too meet me IRL. then I can put you on CNN.


timmy! June 7th, 2010 08:26 AM

he's the gaming village idiot

coltron June 7th, 2010 11:20 AM

Cobra69 is the other hawkeye lol


Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmic1 (Post 15314107)
The last time I had heard anything from the LOSER Cobra69, he was saying that he is 6ft 220 and can beat my . Well step the uck up then k unt. name the place and time and it will be the last day of your life.


HAWKEYE June 7th, 2010 08:40 PM

lol

coltron June 23rd, 2010 12:34 PM

(DEAD) do work: no reg
Frozen-Blood_Tampon-PopsicLe: no aim
do work: it didn't even shoot


Frozen-Blood_Tampon-PopsicLe: lol
Frozen-Blood_Tampon-PopsicLe: you dont know what reg means

do work:registry

Frozen-Blood_Tampon-PopsicLe: so if it didnt shoot
Frozen-Blood_Tampon-PopsicLe: its not the reg
Frozen-Blood_Tampon-PopsicLe: its your slow reaction time

do work: when you click, and nothing happens as a result before i was shot at, that's reg lol

Frozen-Blood_Tampon-PopsicLe: seriously guy go figure out whats wrong with what you said then come back


hurpdurpdurpitydoo


* AUTOGAG! do work reconnected while gagged...
* do work has joined the game from Williamstown, NJ, United States...

'why did you kick me' has been banned for '30 minutes'.
Reason: 'Gagged Name Change

diamond-optic June 23rd, 2010 06:12 PM

lmao fucking retard

diamond-optic July 1st, 2010 08:03 PM

Quote:

Sniperwolf: this map fuckin sucks i cant find one spot to snipe

buck_futter July 1st, 2010 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23318)
Quote:

Sniperwolf: this map fuckin sucks i cant find one spot to snipe

lulz.... you still play wow?

HAWKEYE July 1st, 2010 10:39 PM

cough...fags :lol:

diamond-optic July 4th, 2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

|EVIL|LittleSure-GalaticCommand : wishthiswasstill a 24/7 kaltserver

timmy! July 4th, 2010 01:58 PM

did kalt ever get fixed?

diamond-optic July 4th, 2010 02:27 PM

does anything with dod ever get fixed?

xxkrissixx July 4th, 2010 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23337)
does anything with dod ever get fixed?


occasionally you get to things...

diamond-optic July 4th, 2010 05:25 PM

but i didnt make kalt..

diamond-optic July 5th, 2010 06:54 PM

Quote:

CrazyRussian: cable is worst than DSL

xxkrissixx July 5th, 2010 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23341)
but i didnt make kalt..


wha?? Didnt you create the DoD heavens and earth?

ssjunkie July 5th, 2010 09:23 PM

LOL @ crazyrussian! hes such a fucking tard -.-

diamond-optic July 6th, 2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

[Anti-Folha]BRA: cheats omg fuck cheats
[Anti-Folha]BRA: cheats denuncion
[Anti-Folha]BRA: crimson cheat denuncion
crimson.poopdick: lol
[Anti-Folha]BRA: yes baby
[Anti-Folha]BRA: 18919 cheat
[Anti-Folha]BRA: 119 19 cheat
crimson.poopdick: lol
[Anti-Folha]BRA: lol is heheehe
[Anti-Folha]BRA: ss
[Anti-Folha]BRA: crimson ss bam,bam,bam the end stem
crimson.poopdick: umm?
[Anti-Folha]BRA: crimson fuck man cheat

CrazySniper July 10th, 2010 06:38 PM

dudes, im the crazyrussian, you cant take seriously everything im saying...

i mean its like "omg! this clown is so ridiculus!!" its his jod dah!!!

coltron July 10th, 2010 06:48 PM

after this idiot insisted me and buck were cheating, i respond with a kick..

the guy comes back, types this lil nugget and then runs off





-|IPK|-BUTTKNUCKLE: hey tc u will answer to ur superiors i play here all the time and would you just did is bullshit



Online time: 07:37:25

Last Seen 07-10-2010 14:13:41

First Seen 07-20-2009 17:37:17

timmy! July 11th, 2010 03:30 PM

well he's almost reached a year

diamond-optic July 11th, 2010 08:56 PM

Quote:

Abysswalker: i came back to this game thinking there were changes made and its the same...
fyi.. its 10 years old

HAWKEYE July 11th, 2010 11:12 PM

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8431/lmaons.jpg
By hawkeye_1

this was taken yesterday

diamond-optic July 12th, 2010 01:01 AM

i should have put the year in.. i saw a 10/## the other day.. musta been from 2009

diamond-optic July 14th, 2010 12:00 AM

very possibly the best thing ever in this thread

Taliban Training Monkey Soldiers for Jihad? | The Atlantic Wire

buck_futter July 14th, 2010 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23373)
very possibly the best thing ever in this thread

Taliban Training Monkey Soldiers for Jihad? | The Atlantic Wire

are there models of these i can make in my spare time

coltron July 15th, 2010 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buck_futter (Post 23374)
Quote:

Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23373)
very possibly the best thing ever in this thread

Taliban Training Monkey Soldiers for Jihad? | The Atlantic Wire

are there models of these i can make in my spare time



well hawkeye, are there?

HAWKEYE July 15th, 2010 08:29 PM

FAIL;)

coltron July 20th, 2010 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HAWKEYE (Post 23382)
>13 year old
>highly knowledgeable
>14 year old 'popular' girl has been flirting - as i found out later, she wanted to 'break' me; i've never expressed interest in anyone
>more flirting, trying to ignore it - want to work
>after school
>blah blah blah something to show you blah
>grabs me
>runs off behind shed
>not at all happy
>starts running her hands over me, whispering etc
>NOT AT ALL HAPPY "stop touching me"
>reaches into my pants, feels my dick, her eyes widen
>GET THE FUCK OFF ME, HARLOT
>punch right in the face
>she runs off crying
>complains to teacher
>i complain right back, tell my teacher she sexually assaulted me
>"son this is a very serious thing you are saying, you cannot try and use it as an excuse for hitting a girl"
>"there's cctv behind the shed, check it"
>checks it
>girl gets suspended, moves to another school
>everyone hates me (she was popular), i don't give a fuck
>anyone fucks with me, they know i'll hide behind the law
>mfw

No fucking regrets.
Bitch better not be touching me without my consent.



JESUS HAWKEYE


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