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coltron July 20th, 2010 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HAWKEYE (Post 23382)
>be 10 but look waay older (one of those things where you have the same face your whole life)
>no nothing about sex
>walk into a neighborhood with a bunch of 4 15-16 year old girls standing in a circle
>they all ask me to come over and talk and invite me over the next day
>in one of the girls basement
>they all strip down after talking for a couple hours
>i get nervous
>they strip me down after me telling them to stop and rub up against me telling me i have a big dick and one starts sucking me
>go into aspie mode and kick her in the ribs and punch another in the face
>other 2 run away
>afraid they'll tell
>pick up loose board and throw at their legs knocking them down and run home
>i tell dad what happened
>he tells me what sex is
>never see a naked woman my entire life again
GOD DAMN IT BOY

boer July 20th, 2010 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by coltron (Post 23389)
Quote:
Originally Posted by HAWKEYE (Post 23382)
>be 10 but look waay older (one of those things where you have the same face your whole life)
>no nothing about sex
>walk into a neighborhood with a bunch of 4 15-16 year old girls standing in a circle
>they all ask me to come over and talk and invite me over the next day
>in one of the girls basement
>they all strip down after talking for a couple hours
>i get nervous
>they strip me down after me telling them to stop and rub up against me telling me i have a big dick and one starts sucking me
>go into aspie mode and kick her in the ribs and punch another in the face
>other 2 run away
>afraid they'll tell
>pick up loose board and throw at their legs knocking them down and run home
>i tell dad what happened
>he tells me what sex is
>never see a naked woman my entire life again
GOD DAMN IT BOY
WHAT THE FUCK?

timmy! July 20th, 2010 02:54 PM
that's hot

boer July 20th, 2010 02:56 PM
right up till he beat the snot out of them...but then again, I've met some weird folks here.

diamond-optic July 20th, 2010 03:05 PM
im confused

HAWKEYE July 20th, 2010 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23393)
im confused

coltron July 20th, 2010 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HAWKEYE (Post 23394)
Quote:
Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23393)
im confused sexually

ssjunkie July 21st, 2010 02:29 PM
Quote:
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: score is irrelevant
this guy had a -3 score and cept calling everyone noobs

buck_futter July 21st, 2010 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ssjunkie (Post 23396)
Quote:
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: score is irrelevant
this guy had a -3 score and cept calling everyone noobs
omg i love that kid

ssjunkie July 25th, 2010 02:19 PM
Quote:
sh@n3th31NS@n3: wtf how come i nvr hit anyone
lol

HAWKEYE August 9th, 2010 10:07 PM
the latest from this retard

AvaMods|HAWKEYE: your a dumb nigger shut up
racism isn't allowed here: hahaah
-Novat33-: hahaha
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: i will report you for racism
racism isn't allowed here: hawk change my name back to GAYNIGGER
* GuatemalanSpaceMystic has changed their name to GayNigger
racism isn't allowed here: hahahaha
GayNigger: wtf asshole
GayNigger: go pick on a child somewhere
racism isn't allowed here: he is
GayNigger: YOU ARE THE CHILD
GayNigger: I REPORTED YOU TO THE FORUMS
GayNigger: GOOD LUCK

coltron August 9th, 2010 10:18 PM
REPORTED!

diamond-optic August 10th, 2010 03:34 AM
where's this report? i want to give it top priority


and ill even stop playing wow long enough to read it..

HAWKEYE August 10th, 2010 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23582)
where's this report? i want to give it top priority


and ill even stop playing wow long enough to read it..
lmao

diamond-optic August 18th, 2010 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by buck
Tell diamond I'm in a parking lot outside a phish show...and no one has acid

Caparzo August 18th, 2010 10:39 PM
isn't phish playing at Jone's beach near long island? I wasnt' sure how far it was then found out it was like 6-7 hour drive and was like fuck no

buck_futter August 18th, 2010 11:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 23616)
Quote:
Originally Posted by buck
Tell diamond I'm in a parking lot outside a phish show...and no one has acid
they arent real phish fans then diamond.. fucking crazy hippy lady hoolahooping tho...

diamond-optic August 18th, 2010 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caparzo (Post 23617)
isn't phish playing at Jone's beach near long island? I wasnt' sure how far it was then found out it was like 6-7 hour drive and was like fuck no

lol furthest ive drove to see them is 8 hours

timmy! August 19th, 2010 08:59 AM
Fish Fuck!

coltron September 14th, 2010 09:42 PM
A_M: Hi there
A_M: are you there, friend?
GuatemalanSpaceMystic is now Offline.
GuatemalanSpaceMystic is now Online.
A_M: hello??
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: why did you request to be on my list ?
A_M: i just wanted to congratulate you on your permanent ban from AvaMods Server Brought to you by AvaMods|Hawkeye
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: oh so nice
A_M: <3 we try
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: is this conversation over ?
A_M: it doesnt have to be, sweetheart :)
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: well if you are willing to unban me, i will still occasionally play on the server
A_M: oh wow what a generous offer!
A_M: Unfortunately, we dont undo each others bans, so youre up shit creek im afraid
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: then you wasted time bro
A_M: wasted time on what, bro?
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: why are you still talking to me
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: i dont know who you are
A_M: i mean its not every day
A_M: i get to tell mexicans to eat a hot bowl of dicks
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: a guatemalan is not a mexican
A_M: so im gonna cherish the moment, faggot
A_M: yeah i know you are like mexicos niggers
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: maliciousness as thick as molasses
GuatemalanSpaceMystic: l8t3rz
A_M: PCE BROSKI
A_M: esay
A_M: i mean
A_M: sry
GuatemalanSpaceMystic is now Offline.

worst dod player ever September 14th, 2010 09:46 PM
fucking hilarious

buck_futter September 14th, 2010 10:13 PM
im gonna miss making him rage

boer September 15th, 2010 07:25 AM
hahahahaha...great!

Buma September 15th, 2010 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by coltron (Post 23223)
this guy was ridiculous mic spamming, and then told me i couldnt ban him because he was friends with the owner.


BigMAN: who are you
Col_: looking back now, perhaps saying that was a mistake?
BigMAN: hahaha
Col_: should i just go on ahead and make that permanent?
BigMAN: that admins anass
BigMAN: why byou so mean
Col_: well, hey i mean you know the owner
Col_: right
Col_: so just pm him and ask for unban
BigMAN: just trying to have fun
BigMAN: go ahead
BigMAN: ban me
BigMAN: i dc
Col_: thanks for your permission
BigMAN: one question
Col_: yeah, lol, youre the one who doesnt care
BigMAN: why you an ass to me only?
Col_: youre the only one who is terrible and constantly talks
Col_: i mean
BigMAN: dood again trying to have fun
Col_: really, like 50:100
Col_: why even play
BigMAN: okay dick
Col_: no im serious
Col_: i couldnt play
BigMAN: because its fun
Col_: if i got killed 100 times, for only killing forty or so people
BigMAN: leave me alone if your gunna antaganize me
Col_: the amount of time playing
Col_: spent in respawn timer alone
BigMAN: dood
BigMAN: leave me alon
BigMAN: alone
Col_: 50 minutes
Col_: 10 secs every time
BigMAN: if your gunna pick on me then fuck off
Col_: of watching a timer
Col_: lol
Col_: lol u mad?
Col_: u mad bro?
Col_: u mad.
Col_: its cool tho
BigMAN: its tools like you that make video gaming not fun anymore
Col_: rofl
Col_: kk
Col_: im sorry, dont cry
Col_: heres a tissue
BigMAN: alright
BigMAN: thx
Col_: lol why would you say that
Col_: you knew id ban you for saying that
Col_: such a stupid thing to say
Col_: especially to me
BigMAN: you know i dont care if your the boss or not
BigMAN: gfy
Col_: im not
Col_: but i know you didnt know him lol
Col_: because he would fucking hate you
BigMAN: ok
BigMAN: thats fine i told a fib you caught me
BigMAN: no please just go away
Col_: well, this was fun, and he should get a laugh out of this convo on the forums
Col_: cya
BigMAN: quit heckaling me
Col_: brb posting this to avamods.com
BigMAN: k
BigMAN: good for you
BigMAN: its the fucking avaforums your a dbag
Col_: im well aware
First time I post here, and after reading everything I have to say that this tissue part rocks!

coltron October 8th, 2010 02:02 PM
Quote:
(DEAD) Mostro: i guess i wrong to be educated on this serever

this guy would get along great with benson

coltron October 23rd, 2010 02:18 PM
Am.TC: first off tank girl stop talking shit youre bad


TANK GIRL: wtf are you talking about

TANK GIRL: you must be hacking
Am.TC: im talking about you not giving dod lessons since you suck ass


TANK GIRL: b/c no one can have such a score unless they hack
Am.TC: ohhhh lol really?
Am.TC: now im cheating
Am.TC: since youre so terrible i must be cheating?

ssjunkie November 5th, 2010 10:26 AM
Quote:
[FURY]Huguini: omg hax hackks!
finally the named payed off :D

worst dod player ever November 16th, 2010 06:48 PM
The_BuTcher: hey coltron enough already
worst dod player ever: this isnt coltron
The_BuTcher: its one of you fuckers
worst dod player ever: one of who?
The_BuTcher: avamods
worst dod player ever: nope
The_BuTcher: no
The_BuTcher: you play like one
worst dod player ever: lol?
worst dod player ever: thanks i think
The_BuTcher: i usually play decent unless they are here and on the other team
worst dod player ever: i can see why
The_BuTcher: nice
The_BuTcher: real nice
worst dod player ever: you said it..

diamond-optic November 16th, 2010 07:20 PM
lmao

coltron November 17th, 2010 07:58 AM
ahahhaa thats fucking great

"You play like one" hahhaha

who April 19th, 2011 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squad_Leader
OMFG !!! I have been the victim of spousal abuse LOL.

My bitch (My Xbitch Now), Totally destroyed all of my gaming files, She deleted my entire web site, She deleted my xtroop steam community, SHE FUCKING DELETED A 3+ GIGABYTE folder (from two hard drives) that contained all of the gaming files that I have collected for the last 12 years since I have been playing HL1 mods. All of the servers are down because she stopped and canceled them.

I now have to buy some software $399 to recover that folder. I also had to restore a complete public HTML folder for my web site. She got rid of all my steam friends, (all three of you) LOL. She changed the passwords on all of my steam accounts. THIS IS FUCKING SPOUSAL TERRORISM!!!!.

diamond-optic April 26th, 2011 04:54 PM
Quote:
|BRA| Guizudo: is allowed camp in this server?
|BRA| Guizudo: yes or not?
mentosz: yes bra

HAWKEYE April 26th, 2011 07:08 PM
strategy zones

diamond-optic April 26th, 2011 10:38 PM
i always try to set up a defensive perimeter around the axis tank

buck_futter April 29th, 2011 02:09 AM
i always set up my mg on the sandbags at first..even when we have mid plus their second flag

Koroshiya Ichi April 29th, 2011 07:36 AM
lol

Quote:
Originally Posted by buck_futter (Post 24330)
i always set up my mg on the sandbags at first..even when we have mid plus their second flag

buck_futter May 9th, 2011 06:13 PM
Quote:
$eal[db]-UMAD?: this server needs a fps boost

$eal[db]-UMAD?: BAM has a 1000 fps

Hugo Chavez May 9th, 2011 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by buck_futter (Post 24350)
Quote:
$eal[db]-UMAD?: this server needs a fps boost

$eal[db]-UMAD?: BAM has a 1000 fps
mmm, he sucks and bam sucks

diamond-optic May 10th, 2011 12:57 AM
lol i can put 1000 fps in the server hostname and then it wont be any different from what all those server do

diamond-optic September 13th, 2011 09:19 PM
Quote:
trix: im owning in server where ya hiding

Quote:
Originally Posted by session stats
playtime: 01:05:04 kills: 31 deaths: 36

buck_futter September 13th, 2011 10:24 PM
i LOLd

coltron September 14th, 2011 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by diamond-optic (Post 24591)
Quote:
trix: im owning in server where ya hiding
Quote:
Originally Posted by session stats
playtime: 01:05:04 kills: 31 deaths: 36
ahahaha fuck thats terrible

Trix September 14th, 2011 10:07 PM
Love you too

buck_futter September 15th, 2011 01:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trix (Post 24595)
Love you too
http://i55.tinypic.com/2ilzic1.png

buck_futter September 22nd, 2011 09:40 PM
not that funny..but he finally stayed and "talked" for a bit

[SOL]GATOR IS A BIG PUSSY killed [SOL] Gator with britgrenade
[SOL] Gator: nice nade u fukn punk
[SOL]GATOR IS A BIG PUSSY: thx hun
[SOL] Gator: fukn punk id like get my fukn hands on u u punk
[SOL] Gator: pussy punk
[SOL]GATOR IS A BIG PUSSY: punk rock for life
[SOL] Gator: id bet your fukn ass
[SOL]GATOR IS A BIG PUSSY: its a video game calm down dude
F-16 Fighter Pilot (Taiwan): gator ain't cool
[SOL] Gator: i dont like u hackn fuk
F-16 Fighter Pilot (Taiwan): gator is a big sissy
F-16 Fighter Pilot (Taiwan): owning, not hack
[SOL] Gator: yea come say that to my facxe u punk
* [SOL] Gator has joined Spectators...
[SOL]GATOR IS A BIG PUSSY: I WHIP MY DICK BACK AND FORTH
[SOL]GATOR IS A BIG PUSSY: I WHIP MY DICK BACK AND FORTH

who September 23rd, 2011 03:59 AM
this email was received by all ban review board members, of which i am a part of..

Quote:
Hey I am from the Buckwheats clan and there is a player name Nigger Nigger steam id _0:0:10539787 I don't know if you care about punks on your server useing wall hax or not but he is.and disrespecting players like changeing your name to [sol] Gator is a pussy. Iam 50 years old and I really think he is a little punk looking for attention that I would love to meet him face to face but... to disrespct me and my clan is unnessary bull shit. I don't know if u care or not I am just bringing him to your attention. If he comes to our server I will ban him permanently. If you dont want me on your server please just send me an email telling me to not come here anymore and it will be done. I just thought like our servers we welcome people that respect other players. Play and have fun. and if u have to cheat to win u ant worth a flip anyway.

buck_futter September 23rd, 2011 05:16 PM
haha ohh my..im sorry :(

coltron September 24th, 2011 09:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by who (Post 24609)
this email was received by all ban review board members, of which i am a part of..

Quote:
Hey I am from the Buckwheats clan and there is a player name Nigger Nigger steam id _0:0:10539787 I don't know if you care about punks on your server useing wall hax or not but he is.and disrespecting players like changeing your name to [sol] Gator is a pussy. Iam 50 years old and I really think he is a little punk looking for attention that I would love to meet him face to face but... to disrespct me and my clan is unnessary bull shit. I don't know if u care or not I am just bringing him to your attention. If he comes to our server I will ban him permanently. If you dont want me on your server please just send me an email telling me to not come here anymore and it will be done. I just thought like our servers we welcome people that respect other players. Play and have fun. and if u have to cheat to win u ant worth a flip anyway.

ahahaha this is fucking awesome. please refer him to the thread.

HAWKEYE September 24th, 2011 05:05 PM
lol wow

who October 11th, 2011 01:17 AM
http://www.avamods.com/images/319101...34824108_n.jpg


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