I wish I could go snowboarding with you, and then kill you for your googles!

I wish I had a Rossignol Board instead of K2

two wishes??

granted, but you sell your K2 for the Rossignol board but it was a bootleg and broke when you used it and when you did you rolled down the hill for 4 minutes until you fell down a cliff and broke and etc. (like that mountain dew commercial where that guy kept rolling down the hill)

i wish my steam worked..

granted and you get your hopes up cuz you owned me but it turns out to be my baby cousin and you get mad :p

i wish i had 7 more people to play football with

granted, but theyre all from the uk, and you start playing that crappy socker game :/

I wish that xmas cost me £0.00 :D

Yar.
 

Granted. Alas, it costs you $10,000 USD, a punch in the crotch, and a conjugal trip to Holman Prison for EVERYONE on Death Row.

I wish a plague on the house of Bush.

Granted.
Yea I know I haven't corrupeted this 1 but I can't think of a minus.

I wish for my sister to not come back from waterloo.

granted but you find out that someone turned her into the leather jacket you get on xmas morning and now that you're wearing it you become convinced that it's some sort of allusion to an unfulfilled wish of an incestuous relationship with her. You starve to death paying for therapy sessions.

I wish that my birthday wasn't on xmas :(

Oh my good lord... I\'ve always wanted that for christmas! How did you know?

granted, your birthday is now on st. patrick\'s day. instead of having to deal with fake smiles and fruit cake you have to deal with assholes who get drunk and forget that you exist.

I wish my cock didn\'t itch *scratch*