Corrupt a Wish Game
 

Granted, but you wake up one morning with visions of someone’s death, you rush to save them and get hit by a truck.

granted waldo, you wished for nothing. but now theres no more stars for you to wish on!

I wish my hacks didnt need updating so often :(

Granted, but you log on tomorrow and van perm bans your account.

I didn't know I was supposed to wish. I wish I could've made my wish! :(

granted, you're now as intresting to talk to as the people who work at microsoft

I wish inj would drop his mac down a well accidently while I'm urinating on it :)

granted, but all the village people cry in horror as you reveal that horrid thing you refer to as your twig and berries.

I wish for world peace... No I wish for world domination!!!

Granted, but now you're such a boring person who can see into the future and still can't stop herself from being boring!

I wish I didn't drink 4ls to tea! :(

wha? that wish was already granted!! keep up waldo! tsk tsk...

You wished for everything you wished to come true

you wished for being able to foresee the future and that you weren't so imaginative! :p

Maybe you should remember what you wished for :eek: ;)

this pretty much went off track so ill start over O.o

i wish for my cousin to get his own room so i can have this computer myself

granted, but you get so lonely that you start to masterbate to your oversized ricky martin poster.

I wish for infinate wishes!

granted, but you get tired within a week.

I wish it was snowing outside!!!!!!

granted, but you slip on a pach of ice and become paralized from the neck down.

I wish for a sexy red headed librarian to be my love slave.

granted, but you realize you sold your soul for a shinny shilling and you off yourself in a barn.

I wish I played DoD as good as Krissi

granted, but you find yourself facing a gender crisis and only have enough to pay a mexican doctor to give you a sex change in a storage unit. You die on the operating table half way through the operation.

I wish that my bosses didn't wait till three days before a projects deadline to get to the buildphase so I wouldn't end up staying here all friday night building a website.:mad:

granted but people think about killing leo cause his to good in DoD which cause you to cry to death -.-

i wish i had no homework today

granted but u will turn into micheal jackson

i wish i wasent poor

granted you've just aquired a field rich in cow crap.

I wish krissi didnt wish she was someone else and turn into michael jackson so that I didnt have to be gay

granted, but you grow tits and a vagina-cock so now your a lesbian.

I wish I didn't have an exam in 7 hours.

Granted, but you get too much sleep and wake up with a rats nest in your mouth.

I wish I wasn't fat!

granted but you turn too skinny and your called a stick O.o

i wish more ppl would play the server now

Granted But Your Boobs cause you to float and not let you under lol

I Wish it was Thursday

granted, but you get sooo flooded with work that you'll miss out on every second of the day.

I wish I knew where my head went :(

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Granted, but again you realize how sexy dias ass is so you imagine it again!

I wish it was Tuesday!

granted, i send you back in time to tuesday and you accidently killyour past self creating a time vortex that destroys reality as we know it.

I wish i had the powers pick winning lotto numbers

Granted, except after you claimed your money you got jumped by Richard Simmons.

I wish I had a better car.

granted, except you do it with a really large cow in the back seat and all the tires pop.

Also you get some sort of mad cow balls.

I wish that I showered this morning.

Granted. you showered, but dropped the soap............
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.. and slipped on it causing you to smash you're head on the rim of the shower door and fall unconscious for days, when you wake you have brain damage, and can no longer tell pope to bugger off when necessary :D

I wish days were longer so I could have less time falling asleep on the train as it gets dark, and more time to spend making Krissi AFK. :D

good thing I didn't shower :S

granted the day becomes longer cause you've stopped to rotation of the planet now 1/2 of the world's population burns while the other 1/2 freezes to death gj asshole!

I wish i coulda filmed binky showering...
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what? I'd make it tasteful!

granted but you will suddenly break out in hives as you watch

i wish i could go snowboarding

I wish I could go snowboarding with you, and then kill you for your googles!

I wish I had a Rossignol Board instead of K2

two wishes??

granted, but you sell your K2 for the Rossignol board but it was a bootleg and broke when you used it and when you did you rolled down the hill for 4 minutes until you fell down a cliff and broke and etc. (like that mountain dew commercial where that guy kept rolling down the hill)

i wish my steam worked..

granted and you get your hopes up cuz you owned me but it turns out to be my baby cousin and you get mad :p

i wish i had 7 more people to play football with

granted, but theyre all from the uk, and you start playing that crappy socker game :/

I wish that xmas cost me £0.00 :D

Yar.
 

Granted. Alas, it costs you $10,000 USD, a punch in the crotch, and a conjugal trip to Holman Prison for EVERYONE on Death Row.

I wish a plague on the house of Bush.

Granted.
Yea I know I haven't corrupeted this 1 but I can't think of a minus.

I wish for my sister to not come back from waterloo.

granted but you find out that someone turned her into the leather jacket you get on xmas morning and now that you're wearing it you become convinced that it's some sort of allusion to an unfulfilled wish of an incestuous relationship with her. You starve to death paying for therapy sessions.

I wish that my birthday wasn't on xmas :(

Oh my good lord... I\'ve always wanted that for christmas! How did you know?

granted, your birthday is now on st. patrick\'s day. instead of having to deal with fake smiles and fruit cake you have to deal with assholes who get drunk and forget that you exist.

I wish my cock didn\'t itch *scratch*