sorry sorry i forgot my wish = P

granted you know what you did wrong, but now you dont know whats right and you make a group of very perverse men very happy.

i wish i didnt fuck up my mate today...

Ho ho ho.
 

Granted.

Alas, now you're saying:

I wish the Piat would blow the middle building into rubble on Avalanche.

granted but piat was banned from avalanche :O

i wish i didnt have this major cold *sniff*

granted, but you get so turned on by what their saying you go next door and join them... they turn out to be 82 and 79 years old...

I wish for a magic bong

Granted but you accidently touch your self and you turn into gold, then the floor beneath you breaks due to all the weight and you fall into a gold smelting factory. You then melt down in an inferno of fire and bling. You are then stamped out into 1000s of cheap gold rings to be worn by 1000s of coochie-mamas. Your rings are scattered to the 4 winds where they cause pain and suffering. All but the one master ring... the one ring lays in the hands of a hobbit known ad Bilbo Baggins... did I mention that hobbits are gay? As Sam saunters over to Frodo in Return of the King he uses the magical power of the one master krissi ring to alter the frabic of reality where pokemon and mario cart are every day occurances in the world... any1 have a spare blue turtle shell? After stuffing the Master Krissi ring into a pokeball and ridding bowser's kart to the mountain of which I forget the name they toss the damned ring into its' depths while saying "Cursed Master Krissi Ring.... Burn and be-gone to never harm middle-mario-pokemon-world-earth-land ever again..."

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I wish I had a Girlfriend.

granted, but your new girlfriend gives you herpes

i wish i had a urinal next to my pc, heck, i'd even take a drain on the floor.. that would be sweet too