Corrupt a Wish Game

[xxkrissixx]

Ok, so on another forum we did this game and it was quite funny, thought id give it a shot here. it goes like this :
One person starts off by saying "I wish ..." the next person grants the wish but then corrupts it, for example "wish granted, but..." once they corrupt your wish, they make a wish of their own, then the next gets to corrupt their wish..example:
1)I wish I was a dog..
2)Granted, but you are put down by the vet tomorrow for being rabid!
3)I wish I was a cat..

get it?? good! Ill start..


I wish I could see into the future..

[WaldoJ]

Granted, but you wake up one morning with visions of someone’s death, you rush to save them and get hit by a truck.

[Jonny Automatic]

granted waldo, you wished for nothing. but now theres no more stars for you to wish on!

I wish my hacks didnt need updating so often :(

[WaldoJ]

Granted, but you log on tomorrow and van perm bans your account.

I didn't know I was supposed to wish. I wish I could've made my wish! :(

[deadbinky]

granted, but you end up coding so well that you're given a golden keyboard and it melts next to the heat of your computer and coats your fingers in gold so you can never type again.

I wish I could spend more time with my cat

[deadbinky]

I wish waldo hadn't beaten me to the punch.

[xxkrissixx]

Quote: Originally Posted by deadbinky

I wish I could spend more time with my cat

granted,but you lose track of time and become binkyvanwinkle and wake up twenty years later with a dead kitty and a long beard.


I wish I didnt have such a vivid imagination

[Jonny Automatic]

granted, you're now as intresting to talk to as the people who work at microsoft

I wish inj would drop his mac down a well accidently while I'm urinating on it

[Morgenroete]

granted, but all the village people cry in horror as you reveal that horrid thing you refer to as your twig and berries.

I wish for world peace... No I wish for world domination!!!

[xxkrissixx]

granted, but you decide to travel the world to show off your new domination status, stopping at a tropical island where a group of head hunters capture you and throw u in a giant cauldron and begin to boil you for their village's stew.

I wish that everything I wished for came true