Corrupt a Wish Game

[iTzAleX{n00bish}]

i dont watch x-files but
granted, once you get peace on earth all cars and electronics games were banned to stop pollution and stop the influence of killing people ex. DoD and GTA O.o

i wish i didnt write that much O.o

[Morgenroete]

granted you stop writing and go out to smell the roses... you are then stung to death by one thousand bees.

I wish for a life sized version of lady red to munch on ^^

[iTzAleX{n00bish}]

granted but she was unhealthy and caused you to die O.o (sry lady red)

i wish it was christmas

[Morgenroete]

Granted, its come and gone and the christmas miracle never happened. A dark cloud falls over noobish and he turns gay for attention.

I wish my mom didn't come home tonight and house *aka fortress of ultimate pwnage* would still be mine.

[iTzAleX{n00bish}]

granted but you need to be fed and you die in a supermarket b/c you didnt no how to buy stuff. XD

i wish i had more winter vacation

[xxkrissixx]

granted, you are swept off to the frozen tundra where it is winter 24/7 365 days a year.

I wish it was already this summer...

[Morgenroete]

Granted, I send you 6 months into the futur instantly. You trip on a seashell and break you neck.

I wish for a giant never ending orange slushie.

[120]

Granted, you get a never ending orange slushie, which quickly freezes the straw to your lips and you are forever left with permanent brain freeze.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[iTzAleX{n00bish}]

granted but its too uncorruptable that this thread gets too boring

i wish i didn't have this annoying wedgie